fecies
Feces, not fecies.
fecies by AnonymousGuy October 27, 2003
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Fecies
Some say that "knowitallism" is a trait common to every member of the fecies.
Brunch is to (Breakfast + Lunch) as Fecies is to (Female + Species)
Brunch is to (Breakfast + Lunch) as Fecies is to (Female + Species)
Fecies by Captain Tubesock March 24, 2008
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Fecies Boner
The act of smelling or noticing a person deficating, and seeing their poopy and getting a colossal erection. This can also be used when your having sexual intercourse with a persons fecies.
CJ says :"Do you smell that? I think someones shitting."
Matt says: " Yea yo, i think im getting a Fecies Boner. Its starting to rip through my jeans."
Fecies Boner
Matt says: " Yea yo, i think im getting a Fecies Boner. Its starting to rip through my jeans."
Fecies Boner
Fecies Boner by Aggressive Ass Play Lover July 25, 2011
tub-fecies
When you are in the bath tub and the warm water creates a sensation in your asshole that makes u shit in the water.
tub-fecies by vikings3737 March 23, 2005
pocket feces
In Texas Hold'em, the opposite of pocket aces. It can be a combination of any shit cards that the player should fold immediately without question.
These include 2-6, 2-7, 2-8, 3-7, 3-8 and a few more. You get the point.
These include 2-6, 2-7, 2-8, 3-7, 3-8 and a few more. You get the point.
Johnny: What were your hole cards last hand?
Jim: These cards suck. I had a 3-9. I never bluff with pocket feces.
Jim: These cards suck. I had a 3-9. I never bluff with pocket feces.
pocket feces by sciflyer.25 May 6, 2014
towel feces
It's when you take a massive dump over your towel. You wait for it to become dry and crusty so you can wipe it off the towel so you can sculpt it into a anime body pillow.
Mom: Niggato what are you doing in there?
Niggato: I'm masterbating to my towel feces! Don't look!
Mom: What?!
Niggato: you'll never catch me
Narrator: Niggato runs away from his room, fleeing with his feces body pillow
Niggato: I'm masterbating to my towel feces! Don't look!
Mom: What?!
Niggato: you'll never catch me
Narrator: Niggato runs away from his room, fleeing with his feces body pillow
towel feces by Niggato's body pillow April 24, 2017
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