Momcano

A mom who is also a dormant volcano just taking everyday as it comes without venting or speaking her mind. But somewhere deep inside she feels it coming, the day when she’ll flip out and explode, spewing lava all over the school hallways. Until that day she just smiles.

Carol seems so controlled but you know she's a momcano about to erupt.

by Merritt Patterson May 9, 2008

momcaholic

basically an mom that because of her mom pressures and duties becomes an alcoholic, momcoholic.

moni is looking like crap, bet her kids had her running around..

yeah she's a momcaholic, she actually didnt' even drink a drop before she had those 3 kids.. now she won't function otherwise.

by monipulator June 19, 2009

molcano

A mixture of MDMA and cocaine

I snorted a molcano last night with my boyfriend.

by Han-d-j July 3, 2020

momcannon

(adj.)to be terribly bad at something; to have/having loserish qualities; to shoot out moms

Oh Claire, why are you so bad at xbox? You are such a momcannon!

by Sand Biging October 14, 2009

Mocano

Mocano means “asshole” or “stupid”

Example 1;
Whopper - Bro I thought 2 + 2 was 2 💀
Fern - Mocano (Stupid)

Example 2;
Whopper - You’re ugly and nobody likes you
Fern - why are you such a mocano ? (asshole)

by Asunalikesteadur July 29, 2022

Momanosexual

the sexual orientation where you become scara simp and get poured by holy water scaramouche on by the one and only momano

Find her on genshin or discord “momano”

“Hey man what is your sexuality”
“Momanosexual she simps for scaramouche too much and pulls out holy scaramouche water all over me”

by Cxassiedy September 15, 2023

Molcano

Men named Mike, who are capable of excessive drinking, gambling, golfing and looks like Billy Corgan. They enjoy DJ to bangers from the 80's and 90's and have a soft spot for national female cricketers. Prefers a Pina Colada but not dancing in the rain.

You wish you were Molcano

by MonaCastleLife February 6, 2024