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Molcano
Men named Mike, who are capable of excessive drinking, gambling, golfing and looks like Billy Corgan. They enjoy DJ to bangers from the 80's and 90's and have a soft spot for national female cricketers. Prefers a Pina Colada but not dancing in the rain.
You wish you were Molcano
Molcano by MonaCastleLife February 6, 2024
Momcano
A mom who is also a dormant volcano just taking everyday as it comes without venting or speaking her mind. But somewhere deep inside she feels it coming, the day when she’ll flip out and explode, spewing lava all over the school hallways. Until that day she just smiles.
Momcano by Merritt Patterson May 9, 2008
Molano
"Molano" is the name assigned to all men/women who became heroes in a war but arent recognized for it today.
1)If this sounds like the crusty old man next door thats always talking about how much good he did in a war just add Molano to his name he'll understand.
1)If this sounds like the crusty old man next door thats always talking about how much good he did in a war just add Molano to his name he'll understand.
James Barrich G.Molano. perhaps one of the most infamous heroes of all time, Otherwise known as James B.G.
God bless his soul and may he Rest In Peace.
God bless his soul and may he Rest In Peace.
Molano by Lazaro (LRMC) September 9, 2006
mulcano
the mulcano is a native specemine found to habitate in the rosevill district.
he is rumoured to have ventured outside of this habitat in search of food, water and a mating partner.
though only two thirds of his endevours have been renound to become sucsessful.
he is beieved to be a mamal and expellls large amounts of heat from the volcano like summit
this keeps the mulcano warm during hibernation in winter\
it also acts as a light and a beacon if you willl, when needed for dark places
but do not aproach the mulcano as he may spontaneously erupt and throw a tennis raquet at you
you have been warned
he is rumoured to have ventured outside of this habitat in search of food, water and a mating partner.
though only two thirds of his endevours have been renound to become sucsessful.
he is beieved to be a mamal and expellls large amounts of heat from the volcano like summit
this keeps the mulcano warm during hibernation in winter\
it also acts as a light and a beacon if you willl, when needed for dark places
but do not aproach the mulcano as he may spontaneously erupt and throw a tennis raquet at you
you have been warned
guy 1: i cant see shit
guy 2: me neither
*mulcano removes hat
guy 1: ARGGGGHHHHHHHHHH THE LIGHT!!!
guy 2: im blinded!!
guy 2: me neither
*mulcano removes hat
guy 1: ARGGGGHHHHHHHHHH THE LIGHT!!!
guy 2: im blinded!!
mulcano by coolcat 543 September 15, 2010
Molano
Molano by Thomas ccc August 4, 2010
Mocano
Example 1;
Whopper - Bro I thought 2 + 2 was 2 💀
Fern - Mocano (Stupid)
Example 2;
Whopper - You’re ugly and nobody likes you
Fern - why are you such a mocano ? (asshole)
Whopper - Bro I thought 2 + 2 was 2 💀
Fern - Mocano (Stupid)
Example 2;
Whopper - You’re ugly and nobody likes you
Fern - why are you such a mocano ? (asshole)
Mocano by Asunalikesteadur July 29, 2022
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