iftma 

iftma means i find that midly amusing.

on msn you are talking to someone with bad joke sense

person 1: why did the chicken cross the road?
person 2: i dont know, to get its fat head run over?
person 1: no its because it wanted to get to the other side!
person 2: iftma........now go away and stop annoying me!

iftma by john rycroft aka: jonzo June 18, 2007

Itma 

A lower stage of the Bofa, Ligma, Sugma epidemic. But still very contagious and hard to cure. Must pass it on to cure, or else you may contract one of the higher level diseases.

Can be transfered Physically, Mentally on some Professor X shit, and through The Internet/Social Media.

Sounds like the phrase “Eat My...”

Can be followed up with: Ass, Nuts, Dick, etc.

Patient Suffering from Itma: “Hey bro, I heard you got Itma.”

Victim to disease: “The fuck is itma?”

Patient, now cured of Itma:”Itma Ass Bitch! Trick ass hoe.”

*The Victim now has Itma and will try to spread it to someone else.*

Itma by RIPNINJAJOELGAVEHIMLIGMA July 29, 2018

IFTQA 

I found that quite amusing

today i saw someone face plant, iftqa

IFTQA by The king of the night September 13, 2011

IPTMAWTIAI 

I promise to make America Worse than it already is🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲

Eric: IPTMAWTIAI
YOU: what
Eric: I promise to make America Worse than it already is🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲
YOU: ...

IPTMAWTIAI by Fluff.off February 25, 2023

ITMAS 

Acronym for "If That Makes Any Sense". Used as a qualifier for potentially ambiguous or offensive or otherwise unclear comments.

I'd come to your party this weekend, but based on your group of friends I'm guessing it will suck. ITMAS.

ITMAS by SeaNote July 10, 2010

IFTME 

Acronym 'I Find This Moderately Entertaining'

Used in online chat as a substitute when words like lol, hah and rofl have already been used and repeating these words may lead to an awkward or uncomfortable situation.

Person 1: "Johnny dislocated his shoulder today, it was hilarious"
Person 2: "lol"
Person 1: "It was dangling and he was screaming"
Person 2: "hah"
Person 1: "The paramedics couldn't put it back in, AHAHAHA"
Person 2: "IFTME"

IFTME by SaintPat66 March 14, 2011

iftian 

the most handsome guy in the world, the sweetest and nicest human, he may get shy easily but he so amazing.

“omg iftian is so amazing, no wonder every girl is inlove with him.”

iftian by bubbllygum March 29, 2022