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a word to use when referring to a fucking dumbass or an imbecile who has no rizz and chance at life. This is the type of person to overcomplicate the simplest things but at least he has a huge cake.
Person 1: DAMN LOOK AT THAT ITMAM
Person 2: his cake looks delicious but I bet he doesn't know shit
Person 1: Yeah you're probably right
Itmam by spinnindowntown November 24, 2023
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itmam • Itamar • imam • iTampon • ITMAS • imama • Ismam • itam • itamarism • itami
Itmam is a hairy nigga who eats soap, can't ride a bike to save his life, and likes touching little boys dicks.
Billy: Yo I heard Itmam is coming to the party tonight
John: Bro plz tell him the party cancelled so he doesn't come
Itmam by menlover46782 June 9, 2024

Irmamronian 

Unmitigated disaster; worst case scenario.
The Falcons coughing up their massive lead against the Patriots in the Suprer Bowl was irmamronian to their fans.
Irmamronian by Bartalot July 13, 2019

imamaculate 

Used to describe and emphasize the pristine condition of a person place or thing when saying the more common word "immaculate" is not enough. Also used by questionable sales people who are misrepresenting their products and can't spell.
Example 1:
Friend : Dude, did you see that girl checking me out? She was imamaculate!
Fiend 2: Yea totes bro, she was fineeee!

Example 2:

Online Salesguy: "This machine is imamaculate! I'm also going to let it go for the super low price of $3299! Just for you!"
imamaculate by boatross June 19, 2018

Imam Finger

When a person is speaking and they raise their index finger (usually the right one) to emphasize the point they are making in an aggrandizing manner.
“Ever notice when Bobby gets all high and mighty, he lifts the Imam finger?"
Imam Finger by Gronkage October 8, 2015
The most amazing, wonderful, car-loving girl with a perfect smile, big eyes, curly-brown hair, big lips, and the best laugh. She is a caring and hilarious person that will light up your day. Even tho she is stubborn as hell, she is loyal. Itzamary will never ever let you down (just like that rick roll song).
Whoever dates itzamary is the luckiest dude in the whole world!
itzamary by DudeWithAPanda January 22, 2017
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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