on msn you are talking to someone with bad joke sense
person 1: why did the chicken cross the road?
person 2: i dont know, to get its fat head run over?
person 1: no its because it wanted to get to the other side!
person 2: iftma........now go away and stop annoying me!
person 1: why did the chicken cross the road?
person 2: i dont know, to get its fat head run over?
person 1: no its because it wanted to get to the other side!
person 2: iftma........now go away and stop annoying me!
by john rycroft aka: jonzo June 18, 2007
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Can be transfered Physically, Mentally on some Professor X shit, and through The Internet/Social Media.
Sounds like the phrase “Eat My...”
Can be followed up with: Ass, Nuts, Dick, etc.
Can be transfered Physically, Mentally on some Professor X shit, and through The Internet/Social Media.
Sounds like the phrase “Eat My...”
Can be followed up with: Ass, Nuts, Dick, etc.
Patient Suffering from Itma: “Hey bro, I heard you got Itma.”
Victim to disease: “The fuck is itma?”
Patient, now cured of Itma:”Itma Ass Bitch! Trick ass hoe.”
*The Victim now has Itma and will try to spread it to someone else.*
Victim to disease: “The fuck is itma?”
Patient, now cured of Itma:”Itma Ass Bitch! Trick ass hoe.”
*The Victim now has Itma and will try to spread it to someone else.*
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I'd come to your party this weekend, but based on your group of friends I'm guessing it will suck. ITMAS.
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Used in online chat as a substitute when words like lol, hah and rofl have already been used and repeating these words may lead to an awkward or uncomfortable situation.
Used in online chat as a substitute when words like lol, hah and rofl have already been used and repeating these words may lead to an awkward or uncomfortable situation.
Person 1: "Johnny dislocated his shoulder today, it was hilarious"
Person 2: "lol"
Person 1: "It was dangling and he was screaming"
Person 2: "hah"
Person 1: "The paramedics couldn't put it back in, AHAHAHA"
Person 2: "IFTME"
Person 2: "lol"
Person 1: "It was dangling and he was screaming"
Person 2: "hah"
Person 1: "The paramedics couldn't put it back in, AHAHAHA"
Person 2: "IFTME"
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