IFTQA 

I found that quite amusing

today i saw someone face plant, iftqa

IFTQA by The king of the night September 13, 2011

iftian 

the most handsome guy in the world, the sweetest and nicest human, he may get shy easily but he so amazing.

“omg iftian is so amazing, no wonder every girl is inlove with him.”

iftian by bubbllygum March 29, 2022

ifta 

correction: the <b>WORST</b> way to spend the month of July. Drama geeks and band nerds. If you're normal, stay away. Far away.

Did you see that girl talking to herself at IFTA?

ifta by asdlfjkasdhc July 26, 2006

IFTQ 

A term meaning I FUCKED THE QUEEN. Often used to offend people of british ancestry.

American-Dude IFTQ....
Brit-What did you say about the queen you fucking wanker?!?

IFTQ by IFTQ October 7, 2011

Iftia 

a word used to identify a cute and beautiful person who happens to be born with intelligence and strength

Me: "Oh my god look it's Iftia! She literally looks stunning as always. Yes wait Rachel, I'm calling Benny and Tanner for her."
Iftia: "Hey Ari how are you! You look amazing today and I'm so proud of you! Oh look it's Tanner."

Iftia by joe's mother November 12, 2020

IFTA 

Short for "Fairfax County Summer Institute For The Arts"
IFTA is a summer program offered to any rising 7th-12th graders living in Fairfax County.
It is THE best way to spend the month of July.
Held in Fairfax High School, a place that's confusing as hell if you've never been there, but once you've mastered it there are so many shortcuts and hising places and other fun stuff that you never want to leave. There is also a nearly obscene ammount of vending machines.
Going to IFTA you will meet the greatest assortment of people ever. Artists, musicians, actors, dancers, singers, triple-threats, punks, goths, weirdos, ravers, gays, and all manner of other cool people.
The administration really dosen't care what you do as long as you show up for your classes. This means that don;t care when people come wearing kilts, suits, sporting 3 foot fauxhawks, sitting on the floor with a mini TV plugged into the wall so they can play nintendo, running around the halls singing, breakdancing, etc.
Concerts in the courtyard during lunch are courtesy of "Making The Band" which is a class made up of rock musicians who also happen to be all of IFTA's worst trouble makers.

For those who understand, IFTA is the greatest thing on earth.

Sam: Are you going to IFTA next summer?
Fuki: Hell yeah, And I'm gonna wear my kilt.

IFTA by Gina January 20, 2005

IFTSA 

I Find That Slightly Amusing

Used instead of lol, lmao and rofl. It is a more accurate way to describe the feeling you get when someone says something amusing in an instant message or text, but it doesn't actually make you laugh out loud, laugh your ass off, or roll on the floor laughing.

AIM conversation:

Person A- "So guess what happened today?"

Person D- "What?"

Person A- "I forgot to do my homework, haha"

Person D-"IFTSA"

IFTSA by Brostar March 2, 2010