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correction: the <b>WORST</b> way to spend the month of July. Drama geeks and band nerds. If you're normal, stay away. Far away.
Did you see that girl talking to herself at IFTA?
ifta by asdlfjkasdhc July 26, 2006
Words you can keep
Short for "Fairfax County Summer Institute For The Arts"
IFTA is a summer program offered to any rising 7th-12th graders living in Fairfax County.
It is THE best way to spend the month of July.
Held in Fairfax High School, a place that's confusing as hell if you've never been there, but once you've mastered it there are so many shortcuts and hising places and other fun stuff that you never want to leave. There is also a nearly obscene ammount of vending machines.
Going to IFTA you will meet the greatest assortment of people ever. Artists, musicians, actors, dancers, singers, triple-threats, punks, goths, weirdos, ravers, gays, and all manner of other cool people.
The administration really dosen't care what you do as long as you show up for your classes. This means that don;t care when people come wearing kilts, suits, sporting 3 foot fauxhawks, sitting on the floor with a mini TV plugged into the wall so they can play nintendo, running around the halls singing, breakdancing, etc.
Concerts in the courtyard during lunch are courtesy of "Making The Band" which is a class made up of rock musicians who also happen to be all of IFTA's worst trouble makers.

For those who understand, IFTA is the greatest thing on earth.
Sam: Are you going to IFTA next summer?
Fuki: Hell yeah, And I'm gonna wear my kilt.
IFTA by Gina January 20, 2005
I find this amusing

Original idea from Am Chief & Josh Elite. Js
Josh Elite: Dude, I heard this crazy joke yesterday:
Josh Elite: Why did the chicken cross the street?
Am Chief: I don't know
Josh Elite:Because the other animals called him a chicken!

Am Chief: ifta!
ifta by Am Chief December 9, 2013
Stands for 'I find that amusing'
Example:
Person #1: I'm sad and now I'm taking drugs
Person #2: Ifta
Ifta by Foomgorz May 8, 2010

I will open your ass (ani iftach lech ta'tahat) 

comes from hebrew. used when someone is pissed off and once to sound scary and intimidating towrdes someone elles...
person a: yo mama is bitch
person b: say that again and "I will open your ass (ani iftach lech ta'tahat)"

Iftar Dinner 

Like a dinner party in which people eat, gossip, and check out friends' older brothers.
Hey are you going to the iftar dinner?

Yeah i cant wait to check out Lina's older brother.
Iftar Dinner by The Cray-Crayss August 30, 2010
dude look at dat iftach
iftach by 4ix November 30, 2017
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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