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My talkiwaker was inflamed after reciving oral sex from that whore
taliwaker by Luke September 1, 2003
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Tainaker 

Tainaker is a word use in panama to describe a dog that has an undefined breed, a homeless dog that wonders the street.
Look at that dog,he sure is a tainaker.
Tainaker by Danny V. August 5, 2006

taliwacker 

long penis, but kind of skinny for its length
i like to play with my taliwacker
taliwacker by ghoof April 28, 2006

taliaferro 

A dude who is a dude who others wanna be.Also known as "dat dude to be".Also known as the realest dude in all of space and time.There is no point in history were a T.A.R.D.I.S. can travel where he is not "dat dude".
There is cool and them there is Taliaferro cool
taliaferro by Drexl1371 April 15, 2017

Taliwacked 

Where a person has been dick slapped.
My pimp taliwacked me today for being a naughty boy.
Taliwacked by Chance Pseudo March 30, 2010

Talisker 

A male name of a person with good grades, and acts responsibly in class but when he's outside of school, he's a big perv. At one point, he'll stop and be mature, but for a pretty long time, he'll be a perv. He's pretty nice and is really good at remembering things. Talisker is pretty creative and answers questions in class only if he needed to. Some of his friends call him by Tali for short.
Teacher: Talisker, Here's your report card.
Talisker: *looks at the report card and sees he got pretty good marks*
Talisker: HELL YEAH! *while he's exiting the building, he humps the air*
His Friend: Tali, stop that!
Talisker by Torontoian_007 November 20, 2019

talliwacker 

That mas was showing off his talliwacker to the bingo club.
talliwacker by keith January 12, 2004
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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