taliwagger

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An extra curricular penis that grows out of a pig's butthole.

"Abby! Greg found a taliwagger hanging out of Jimmy's butt! Poor jimmy."

taliwagger by Jimmy's grandpa April 23, 2017

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taliwacker

long penis, but kind of skinny for its length

i like to play with my taliwacker

taliwacker by ghoof April 28, 2006

Related Words

taliwagger • Talibagger • Tail-wagger • taliwacker • taliwaker • taliwanker • tuggin the taliwacker • tally wagger

Talibagger

A perjorative word describing a member of the so-called "Tea Party" movement that equates their mentality with that of the Taliban of Afghanistan.

Have you noticed that all the Talibaggers at the anti-Obama rally couldn't spell and were ALL white?!!

Talibagger by eyedfy2 September 14, 2010

Tallywagger

A follower, usually a male that follows his mommy everywhere at all times.

That guy Arishneel is such a Tallywagger, I can't stand him.

Tallywagger by WordFlow916 January 4, 2013

taliwaker

a mans penis

My talkiwaker was inflamed after reciving oral sex from that whore

taliwaker by Luke September 1, 2003

Talibagger

A taliban that goes around bagging little kids for their army.

Did you hear about Jimmy?
Yeah he was talibagged
Damn talibaggers taking kids

Talibagger by Pakifromthecornershop February 27, 2015

tuggin the taliwacker

Jackin off, beatin your meat, clearing the pipe. Masturbation

Dude1: Wheres Steve?
Dude2: He's got a hot date tonight so he's probably in the back Tuggin the taliwacker

tuggin the taliwacker by steelrunner83 February 13, 2010

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026