Sturfed 

The word for when you get so rediculously owned your'e in total disbelief that it happend to sturfed is the first word that comes to mind. Yelling the word is optional but for an insurmountable ownage situation, Sturfed must be yelled.

Amanda got STURFED last night when she was called a hooker by one of her friends.

Sturfed by canyoudigit March 7, 2007

Stuffed Peach 

When you fuck a sperm into a vagina and when it goes through I hemorrhoid will form causing the vagina hole to become clogged and stuffed from it getting fucking fucked too hard

Oh my God You just made me form a fucking fucking stuffed peach inside my fucking fucked up vagina thanks to you stupid faggot ass cunt

Stuffed Peach by Fuck fucking fuck fucking fuck October 9, 2021

Double Stuffed Cannoli 

A endearing sexual interaction between two male participants who engage in simultaneous consensual anal coitus. (multiples of two are needed)

Step 1. Consent to anal coitus with your partner
Step 2. Bring out the preferred lubricant

Step 3. Erect one another through preferred sexual stimulation
Step 4. Lubricate the anal cavity and each desired penis thoroughly
Step 5. Find a flat surface and lie down in a fetal position as if you are sitting in a chair on the horizontal axis
Step 6. position your partner in the similar position on the other side making your asses touch
Step 7. Tuck your erect penis in-between ur legs exposing the tip to your partners anus and vise versa
Step 8. Slowly but surely insert one another penises in each others anal cavities.
Step 9. Use the surface as leverage to bump bums with each other, penetrating each others assholes
Step 10. Go to town and do it until both participants simultaneously hit each others G-spots causing a mass ejaculation cycle creating what is known to be a double stuffed cannoli.

*Disclaimer: may cause too much sexual desire in which both participants get caught in a whirlwind of sexual pleasure where neither participant can stop ejaculating until they have died.

Be safe Enjoy.

" Max and I almost got caught in a lot of trouble doing the Double stuffed Cannoli on our school bus to soccer practice."

" Max did you hear Tyler and Matt were hospitalized after engaging in the double stuffed cannoli, wheeeeew what a close one."

" Hey papi I have surprise gift for you tonight ;) Im gonna stuff your cannoli, twice!"

Double Stuffed Cannoli by Man of Cannoli December 11, 2019

chicken stuffed with mozzarella wrapped in parma ham with a side of homemade mashed potatoes 

This is the first meal Louis Tomlinson has ever cooked and it was for Harry back in 2010. It's I well known story by the Larries that Louis has told a few times.

Interviewer: "Do you do romantic stuff for your partner?"
Louis: "I once, I've only ever cooked one meal that was pretty nice, chicken stuffed with mozzarella wrapped in parma ham with a side of homemade mashed potatoes"

chicken stuffed with mozzarella wrapped in parma ham with a side of homemade mashed potatoes by lovelounomatterwhat March 7, 2020

stuffed pork loin 

When a man is having sex with a very large women, pulls out, and ejaculates in a fat fold.

Erica enjoyed getting a stuffed pork loin from her boyfriend.

stuffed pork loin by Notoriusjoe November 16, 2006

Houston Stuffed Turkey 

The act of inserting one's testicles into a vagina.

Steven: "Yeah bro I hooked up with this chick last night and gave her the ole Houston Stuffed Turkey."
Joe: "Bro that's fucking awesome, it's like a snuggie for your nuts!"

Houston Stuffed Turkey by CockWrestle2000 February 3, 2015

Most Stuffed Man 

The fundamental rules in amateur foosball with the primary focus of trash talking are as follows:
1. Watch out for the stuff
2. Always Win
With the first rule as the focus the awarding of the title of most stuffed man or MSM is if one has a memento of some type, ie. A Championship Belt or perhaps a travel coffee cup. Other acceptable methods are repeating that someone is the MSM or writing it on a dry erase board.

Once said methods have been applied the title cannot be refuted or transferred.

Despite best efforts he was unable to avoid a massive onslaught of stuffs for the past 2 years and is the Most Stuffed Man (MSM) of all time.

Most Stuffed Man by notmsm January 9, 2017