donkeywaffle
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"Want a donkeywaffle for breakfast?
"Want a donkeywaffle for breakfast?
donkeywaffle by Rix January 1, 2005
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Donkeywaffle
Donkeywaffle is a brilliant and flexible word with witch the context can be adjusted to fit nearly any situation! Donkeywaffle can be used as an interjection or as a noun, expressing suprise, dismay, or a delicious waffle-like confection in the shape of a donkey!
Oh muh donkeywaffle! That thurr's the fattest biatch ah evah did see!
Hello, ma'am! How's your flight going? Can I get you anything? A donkeywaffle, perhaps?
Hello, ma'am! How's your flight going? Can I get you anything? A donkeywaffle, perhaps?
Donkeywaffle by mAx May 3, 2004
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Donkeyswaffler
Once David Cameron took his penis out of the pig's mouth he slapped a donkey in the face repeatedly with it, he's a real donkeyswaffler.
Donkeyswaffler by slopsock69 August 12, 2021
donkey-waffle
Noun: misgendered crotch cleavage, especially on a transgender individual. Lips of female genitalia on a pre-op female to male tranny, or male genetalia bulge on a pre-op male to female tranny. Men get moose-knuckles. Women get camel-toes. Trannies get donkey-waffles.
donkey-waffle by B'Jeff February 3, 2018
monkeywaffle
1. a waffle-making monkey.
2. a person who thinks he's a waffle-making, waffle-eating monkey, or has a semblance to one.
2. a person who thinks he's a waffle-making, waffle-eating monkey, or has a semblance to one.
monkeywaffle by mrb September 8, 2005
Cunt MonkeyWaffleTurkey
Cunt MonkeyWaffleTurkey by Ares_Is_A_God555 March 30, 2021
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