donkeywaffle

A random word that Max Hartman made up while he was high.
A belgian waffle in the shape of a horse.

"Wow, I am so high. I think I'll go on urbandictionary.com for no reason and make up a word."
"Want a donkeywaffle for breakfast?

by Rix January 1, 2005

Donkeywaffle

Donkeywaffle is a brilliant and flexible word with witch the context can be adjusted to fit nearly any situation! Donkeywaffle can be used as an interjection or as a noun, expressing suprise, dismay, or a delicious waffle-like confection in the shape of a donkey!

Oh muh donkeywaffle! That thurr's the fattest biatch ah evah did see!

Hello, ma'am! How's your flight going? Can I get you anything? A donkeywaffle, perhaps?

by mAx May 3, 2004

donkeywaffle

to swagger down the street not quite hip, but not quite drunk.

I saw justin donkeywaffle into work today.

by patricks_pumpkins July 2, 2006

Donkeyswaffler

Someone who slaps his penis back and forth across the face of a donkey.

Once David Cameron took his penis out of the pig's mouth he slapped a donkey in the face repeatedly with it, he's a real donkeyswaffler.

by slopsock69 August 12, 2021

donkey-waffle

Noun: misgendered crotch cleavage, especially on a transgender individual. Lips of female genitalia on a pre-op female to male tranny, or male genetalia bulge on a pre-op male to female tranny. Men get moose-knuckles. Women get camel-toes. Trannies get donkey-waffles.

Whoa dude! Check out the gnarly donkey-waffle on Pat. I think I’m gonna vomit!

by B'Jeff February 3, 2018

monkeywaffle

1. a waffle-making monkey.
2. a person who thinks he's a waffle-making, waffle-eating monkey, or has a semblance to one.

Hey John, your such a monkeywaffle!
Everybody thinks Sue is a monkeywaffle.

by mrb September 8, 2005

Cunt MonkeyWaffleTurkey

When someone is such a dickhead while playing a game

Me:Uno!
Mom:Your such a Cunt MonkeyWaffleTurkey!
Me:Wtf bro

by Ares_Is_A_God555 March 30, 2021