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Definitions by B'Jeff

a gaping wet man asshole waiting to be pounded, always hungry for more, short for Man Oyster
Oh God, my moyster is so hungry for cock right now.
Moyster by B'Jeff August 25, 2022

donkey-waffle 

Noun: misgendered crotch cleavage, especially on a transgender individual. Lips of female genitalia on a pre-op female to male tranny, or male genetalia bulge on a pre-op male to female tranny. Men get moose-knuckles. Women get camel-toes. Trannies get donkey-waffles.
Whoa dude! Check out the gnarly donkey-waffle on Pat. I think I’m gonna vomit!
donkey-waffle by B'Jeff February 3, 2018

normaphobe

noun
1. a person who fears and/or hates societal norms, and anyone who adheres to them
2. someone who uses the term bigot loosely and who sees opinions differing from their own, especially those opinions which are seen as mainstream, as a threat.
Example-

Joe: I think people should be able to use whatever restroom they want. Trans people deserve our respect.
Mary: Sure, but what if a grown man goes into a locker room and exposes himself in front of young girls?
Joe: You're such a bigot Mary, stop discriminating against Trans people. HATER!
Mary: Wow Joe, slow down minute. I'm just saying there are other points of view and concerns that need to be addressed, stop being such a normaphobe!
normaphobe by B'Jeff May 30, 2016

Amurrica 

Amurrica, AKA America, as in the most badass country on the planet. Amurricans shoot first and ask questions later. Amurrica is kickin' ass and takin' names. Land of the free and home of the bravest motherfuckers around. Don't mess with Amurrica, punk!
"Amurrica, FUCK YEAH!, coming again to save the motherfuckin' day."
Amurrica by B'Jeff December 14, 2011
(sue•purr) adjective
~gay related or homosexual in nature, usually used in a positive manner
~also used to describe a person as being gay, as in "Hey, that guy is Super!"

Word was originally associated with gayness by "Big Gay Al" on the show SouthPark.

see also fagolicious, queer
Steve: Hey Tristain, those new thong underwear are SUPER!

Tristain: Oh geez, thanks, I just got them from A&F.
super by B'Jeff May 4, 2006

fagolicious 

(fag•o•licious) adjective
~Found to be exceedingly appealing by gay people, a cross between delicious, fag, and fabulous. Most often used to describe an attractive guy.
Steve: Hey Phil, check that guy out!

Phil: Oooh DAMN! He looks Fagolicious!

Steve: MmmHm. He needs to bring some of that over here so I can taste it.
fagolicious by B'Jeff December 26, 2005
a vocal reaction to suprise sexual contact or touching, also surprise in general, or an expression of good sexual stimulation
Alyssa: (grabs steve's balls)

Steve: GOOOO!
goo by B'Jeff June 5, 2005