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Donkeywaffle 

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Donkeywaffle is a brilliant and flexible word with witch the context can be adjusted to fit nearly any situation! Donkeywaffle can be used as an interjection or as a noun, expressing suprise, dismay, or a delicious waffle-like confection in the shape of a donkey!
Oh muh donkeywaffle! That thurr's the fattest biatch ah evah did see!

Hello, ma'am! How's your flight going? Can I get you anything? A donkeywaffle, perhaps?
Donkeywaffle by mAx May 3, 2004
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Donkeywaffle • Donkeyswaffler • monkeywaffle • Cunt MonkeyWaffleTurkey

donkeywaffle 

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to swagger down the street not quite hip, but not quite drunk.
I saw justin donkeywaffle into work today.
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Donkeyswaffler 

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Someone who slaps his penis back and forth across the face of a donkey.
Once David Cameron took his penis out of the pig's mouth he slapped a donkey in the face repeatedly with it, he's a real donkeyswaffler.
Donkeyswaffler by slopsock69 August 12, 2021
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donkey-waffle 

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Noun: misgendered crotch cleavage, especially on a transgender individual. Lips of female genitalia on a pre-op female to male tranny, or male genetalia bulge on a pre-op male to female tranny. Men get moose-knuckles. Women get camel-toes. Trannies get donkey-waffles.
Whoa dude! Check out the gnarly donkey-waffle on Pat. I think I’m gonna vomit!
donkey-waffle by B'Jeff February 3, 2018
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monkeywaffle 

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1. a waffle-making monkey.
2. a person who thinks he's a waffle-making, waffle-eating monkey, or has a semblance to one.
Hey John, your such a monkeywaffle!
Everybody thinks Sue is a monkeywaffle.
monkeywaffle by mrb September 8, 2005
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Cunt MonkeyWaffleTurkey

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When someone is such a dickhead while playing a game
Me:Uno!
Mom:Your such a Cunt MonkeyWaffleTurkey!
Me:Wtf bro
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