Donkeyswaffler 

Someone who slaps his penis back and forth across the face of a donkey.

Once David Cameron took his penis out of the pig's mouth he slapped a donkey in the face repeatedly with it, he's a real donkeyswaffler.

Donkeyswaffler by slopsock69 August 12, 2021

donkeywaffle 

A random word that Max Hartman made up while he was high.
A belgian waffle in the shape of a horse.

"Wow, I am so high. I think I'll go on urbandictionary.com for no reason and make up a word."
"Want a donkeywaffle for breakfast?

donkeywaffle by Rix January 1, 2005

Donkeywaffle 

Donkeywaffle is a brilliant and flexible word with witch the context can be adjusted to fit nearly any situation! Donkeywaffle can be used as an interjection or as a noun, expressing suprise, dismay, or a delicious waffle-like confection in the shape of a donkey!

Oh muh donkeywaffle! That thurr's the fattest biatch ah evah did see!

Hello, ma'am! How's your flight going? Can I get you anything? A donkeywaffle, perhaps?

Donkeywaffle by mAx May 3, 2004

donkeywaffle 

to swagger down the street not quite hip, but not quite drunk.

I saw justin donkeywaffle into work today.

donkeywaffle by patricks_pumpkins July 2, 2006

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019