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waffle donkey 

When you are having anal sex on your kitchen next to a plate of waffles, and a donkey busts through the window, allowing the glass to sever your leg. The donkey then proceeds to fuck you in your leg stump.
Person 1: "Why isn't Johnny in for work today?"
Person 2: "He got into a Waffle Donkey situation."
Person 1: "HaHa, classic Johnny!"

donkey on a waffle 

To engage in work at your own pace while giving the impression of assigning it the highest of priorities. Due to the vague nature of the statement, once the true meaning is discovered, it is neither questioned nor criticized.

(First regained popularity as a phrase in the IT industry around late 1999 - early 2000.)
"I'll be all over getting these reports done like a donkey on a waffle!"
donkey on a waffle by Dean Webb October 27, 2004

all over it like a donkey on a waffle 

To make an act one's top priority, much like scarfing free breakfast would be for a donkey, were it confronted by an unattended waffle. Usage of the phrase implies some amount of immediacy or urgency to the performance of the act.
Boss: Can you get that done by noon?
You: I'm all over it like a donkey on a waffle.
Boss: Hell yeah.

All over it like a donkey on a waffle 

To be completely on top of something, much as a donkey, when standing over a waffle, covers it entirely.
"Oh, that website you wanted me to finish? I'm all over it, like a donkey on a waffle."

waffel donkey 

waffel donkey' someone that can tlak crap about noting and never shuts up
my mates a waffel donkey they keep chatin crap about shit i dont want to hear
waffel donkey by batmans cat October 15, 2009

donkeywaffle 

A random word that Max Hartman made up while he was high.
A belgian waffle in the shape of a horse.
"Wow, I am so high. I think I'll go on urbandictionary.com for no reason and make up a word."
"Want a donkeywaffle for breakfast?
donkeywaffle by Rix January 1, 2005
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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