donkey-waffle 

Noun: misgendered crotch cleavage, especially on a transgender individual. Lips of female genitalia on a pre-op female to male tranny, or male genetalia bulge on a pre-op male to female tranny. Men get moose-knuckles. Women get camel-toes. Trannies get donkey-waffles.

Whoa dude! Check out the gnarly donkey-waffle on Pat. I think I’m gonna vomit!

donkey-waffle by B'Jeff February 3, 2018

waffle donkey 

When you are having anal sex on your kitchen next to a plate of waffles, and a donkey busts through the window, allowing the glass to sever your leg. The donkey then proceeds to fuck you in your leg stump.

Person 1: "Why isn't Johnny in for work today?"
Person 2: "He got into a Waffle Donkey situation."
Person 1: "HaHa, classic Johnny!"

waffle donkey by Smallman Wumbie June 1, 2017

donkey on a waffle 

To engage in work at your own pace while giving the impression of assigning it the highest of priorities. Due to the vague nature of the statement, once the true meaning is discovered, it is neither questioned nor criticized.

(First regained popularity as a phrase in the IT industry around late 1999 - early 2000.)

"I'll be all over getting these reports done like a donkey on a waffle!"

donkey on a waffle by Dean Webb October 27, 2004

all over it like a donkey on a waffle 

To make an act one's top priority, much like scarfing free breakfast would be for a donkey, were it confronted by an unattended waffle. Usage of the phrase implies some amount of immediacy or urgency to the performance of the act.

Boss: Can you get that done by noon?
You: I'm all over it like a donkey on a waffle.
Boss: Hell yeah.

all over it like a donkey on a waffle by David Joy June 1, 2007

All over it like a donkey on a waffle 

To be completely on top of something, much as a donkey, when standing over a waffle, covers it entirely.

"Oh, that website you wanted me to finish? I'm all over it, like a donkey on a waffle."

All over it like a donkey on a waffle by Jason Kafalas April 5, 2005

waffel donkey 

waffel donkey' someone that can tlak crap about noting and never shuts up

my mates a waffel donkey they keep chatin crap about shit i dont want to hear

waffel donkey by batmans cat October 15, 2009

donkeywaffle 

A random word that Max Hartman made up while he was high.
A belgian waffle in the shape of a horse.

"Wow, I am so high. I think I'll go on urbandictionary.com for no reason and make up a word."
"Want a donkeywaffle for breakfast?

donkeywaffle by Rix January 1, 2005