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Jobn’t 

Another way of saying,“you’re fired
Boss: Hey I’m sorry but you’re jobn’t
Me: I’m what?
Boss: Jobn’t
Me: What?
Boss: You’re fired dumbass
Jobn’t by Xx_Pu$$ySlayerr_xX September 11, 2018
Jobn't is the superior word to the peasant-like "job less".

The word is used to describe in immense detail when a typically humanoid life form no longer labours for their master/boss.

Unfortunately however, this beautiful word hasn't seen the light of day yet, it is extremely buried under several layers of shitty memes, but it is on a conquest to become apart of the well known "memer's" vocabulary.
Man (normie): Hey, did you hear the news about billy?
Whamen (memer): Whomst'd've?
Man: You know, billy...
Whamen: o billy, yee I heard he jobn't.
Man: Jobn't?? That's not a word.
Whamen: Oh fuck off you non intellectual piece of shit, you should of learned last time. I'm sick of constantly telling you normies what shit means, fucking learn.
Jobn't by thomasena July 28, 2018
you'll get jobn't soon
jobn't by Pascal2905 July 30, 2018
when you havent a job because your jobnt
Boss: im sorry jelupid, but your jobnt, and jobntized for the wefged
Shortened version of unemployed.
Mary : You won't get any chicks if you stay jobn't.
Dick Thunder : Sniches get stiches, bitch.
jobn't by jobntman November 4, 2020
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026