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Jobn't is the superior word to the peasant-like "job less".

The word is used to describe in immense detail when a typically humanoid life form no longer labours for their master/boss.

Unfortunately however, this beautiful word hasn't seen the light of day yet, it is extremely buried under several layers of shitty memes, but it is on a conquest to become apart of the well known "memer's" vocabulary.
Man (normie): Hey, did you hear the news about billy?
Whamen (memer): Whomst'd've?
Man: You know, billy...
Whamen: o billy, yee I heard he jobn't.
Man: Jobn't?? That's not a word.
Whamen: Oh fuck off you non intellectual piece of shit, you should of learned last time. I'm sick of constantly telling you normies what shit means, fucking learn.
Jobn't by thomasena July 28, 2018
Words you can keep
you'll get jobn't soon
jobn't by Pascal2905 July 30, 2018
Related Words
Shortened version of unemployed.
Mary : You won't get any chicks if you stay jobn't.
Dick Thunder : Sniches get stiches, bitch.
jobn't by jobntman November 4, 2020

Jobn’t 

Another way of saying,“you’re fired
Boss: Hey I’m sorry but you’re jobn’t
Me: I’m what?
Boss: Jobn’t
Me: What?
Boss: You’re fired dumbass
Jobn’t by Xx_Pu$$ySlayerr_xX September 11, 2018
when you havent a job because your jobnt
Boss: im sorry jelupid, but your jobnt, and jobntized for the wefged
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