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Mani-Pedi-Facial
When a woman gives two handjobs at the same time while getting her toes sucked and receiving a load on her face. Fantastic day at the spa!!!
Louise tried a new nail salon in the seedy part of town. She wondered why there were only men working to give a Mani-Pedi-Facial
Mani-Pedi-Facial by will bitten September 14, 2017
facial aesthetics
leonardo dicaprio is blessed with god tier facial aesthetics no wonder he looks so young even in his 40s
facial aesthetics by curlydude January 2, 2017
snow facial
snow facial by Hana12343214 December 22, 2008
Boracay Facial
When you bust a nut all over a girl's face, which is then followed immediately by kicking the fine, soft, powdery white Boracay sand on her...giving the feel of a St. Ives apricot facial scrub.
Gerry: Damn Paul, did you end up giving her a Boracay facial?
Paul: Hell yeah I did! I shot my load all over her face and then kicked sand in that ratchet girl's eyes!
Paul: Hell yeah I did! I shot my load all over her face and then kicked sand in that ratchet girl's eyes!
Boracay Facial by TagTeamChampionsOfTheWorld May 25, 2015
septic facial
septic facial by Squealer February 3, 2014
faalsandaal
The faalsandaal (meaning fail sandal in english) is the reward you get when you fail at the PK bomber mode in bomberman generation. as the name says it tells you that you kinda suck and fail in the game.
the faalsandaal isnt just the item you get, but also can be used as name.
the faalsandaal isnt just the item you get, but also can be used as name.
"PK bomber" (example of bomberman)
"you failed" (picture of the faalsandaal apairs in screen)
(playing with friends) (example of name)
Friend: damnit!
you: lol your such a faalsandaal you failed at PK bomber!!
or
You: you cant beat that level op pokemon? your such a faalsandaal!
"you failed" (picture of the faalsandaal apairs in screen)
(playing with friends) (example of name)
Friend: damnit!
you: lol your such a faalsandaal you failed at PK bomber!!
or
You: you cant beat that level op pokemon? your such a faalsandaal!
faalsandaal by Almighty Harry September 23, 2009
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.