kirkles

nickname for a guy named "kirk".

hye kirkles, how is ya?

by beck March 20, 2005

kirkling

Also a wordnewblet/word or wordnewbie/word. They are affiliated with their head hancho Kirk Gaughan. They terrorize the world with their newbatry.

There were a newbish amount of kirklings newbing.

by Mark November 8, 2003

Kirkle

1.To "Kirkle" is to babble unintelligibly about a subject using unrelated examples as if the noises emitted are communicating intelligent thoughts.
2. Mindful and articulate babbling.

in conversation: "yes, i do understand sir, it's like riding a bike, when you hit a crack in the sidewalk and the handlebars go this way and that way and then your seat digs into your rear, yes, your problem with cancer is like this", etc. Oh my, i am being a kirkle.

by NU-21 March 27, 2009

Kirkle

A kid who is adicted to anime and videogames there bones are also very fragile.

Luke your such a kirkle.

by Obi wan kenobi726367272626 March 3, 2020

kirkle

A word meant to be shout out randomly with no true meaning. Just yell it with some friends to start a new trend. Usually used to replace similar sounding words for a quick laugh.

Hey kirkle! Or C'mon kirkle! Or You are such a kirkle.

by KirkleDude May 7, 2018

Kirkle Jerking

A group of people who never speak out about injustice unless it happens to a white man. They often never share things online unless it is pro TRUMP, pro Christian, or Pro Charlie Kirk. They never step into politics unless they are attacking gays or transgender people, and they genuinely believe water turns frogs gay.

After Sunday service, we spent some time Kirkle Jerking and making sure black people stayed disenfranchised and women stayed in the kitchen. Amen

by KirkleJerk September 22, 2025

Kirkl Jerk

A specific type of circle jerk, in which the group expresses a mutual love and obsession for Costco/Kirkland Signature brand

I hate to derail this Kirkl Jerk, but I think Sam's Club's prices are better.

by BigFactsMabel October 18, 2021