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kankles
kankles by attentionwhore April 22, 2004
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knarkles
Male Camel Toes: A situation where-in an elderly obese gentleman wears the waistband of their trousers over the belly to the man boobs creating a scrotal canyon resulting in a division of the testicles.
knarkles by knark-wing duck March 22, 2010
karlese
Karlese is a girl who is very pretty and well loved although she thinks differently and feels as though nobody is there for her when in all reality everybody is there for her
karlese by hajdndhdusnxj February 3, 2018
Hospital Kankles
When you’re in the hospital for long periods of time and your ankles blow up like little balloons. This happens cause IV fluids and limited range of motion.
*it’s 3am, the unit is dark and quiet and the patient is in a deep sleep*
Patient: “what are you doing?”
Nurse: “shhh, I’m looking at your feet, go back to sleep.”
Patient: “what?”
Nurse: “you have a severe case of hospital kankles.”
Patient: “what are you doing?”
Nurse: “shhh, I’m looking at your feet, go back to sleep.”
Patient: “what?”
Nurse: “you have a severe case of hospital kankles.”
Hospital Kankles by Sacredfart November 17, 2022
karlesha
Karlesha is a gorgeous girl with a great personaility. She likes to run jokes, dance and, talk to boys.
Karlesha also could be a litttle mixup and mysterious with bad mood swings. She sometimes hangs around the wrong crowd and acts innocent. Karlesha is a great person and you'd be lucky to have her in your life.
Karlesha also could be a litttle mixup and mysterious with bad mood swings. She sometimes hangs around the wrong crowd and acts innocent. Karlesha is a great person and you'd be lucky to have her in your life.
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