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when u get high and just wanna chill and be lazy
smoking the dopest dope u eva smoked and chillin ona porch or it front of a tv playin som box
"yo wanna go swimming?"
"na man"
"ur blazyness is harshin my morning mello"
blazyness by laxkillaweed February 14, 2009

jizz blindness

When tinsel crowning goes drastically wrong
I was waiting so long to be crowned last night, I looked up and got jizzed right in my eye. I had jizz blindness for a while and when I could see again, Brad had given me tinsel eye shadow
jizz blindness by ChiefPoof May 28, 2016

Woke Blindness

Someone is entirely unaware of the social conditioning of the progressive movement when watching movies, television shows, advertising, and political speeches. The Orwellian programming is so complete that they're unable to see the progressive agenda smack dab in front of their face; they think it is normal because, for them, it is.
I had a couple of supposedly conservative friends recently say that they enjoyed the shows She-Hulk and Lord of the Rings of Power. I was appalled because of all the clear signals of identity politics saturated in those two franchises, a clear case of Woke Blindness.
Woke Blindness by Hixxz68 September 14, 2022

pussy blindness 

A condition which afflicts straight men (and possibly lesbian women) which impairs their ability to use sound judgment and common sense. Most often brought about by recent contact with vagina and/or the future potential of vaginal contact. Destroys interpersonal relationships, mental and emotional health and possibly small animals. First appeared in Greek mythology. Odysseus famously resisted pussy blindness by having his boat's crew tie him to the mast of his ship.
Dude 1: Man, B's been MIA since he's been hit by that pussy blindness!

Dude 2: Yeah, it's like he's forgotten that he has friends or family!
pussy blindness by ELesque March 10, 2010
n., deliberate respelling of "business" with meanings generally derived from that word. May refer to any purposeful activity, or more specifically to a particular action (commonly sexual) or a matter of personal concern. As with the word "business" from which it derives, may be used in the informal sense of a tongue-lashing or rebuke.
(referring to personal matters): "Don't be all gettin' up in my bizness."

(as a rebuke): "I ain't takin' none of her bizness about where I was last night."
bizness by Freisler October 20, 2003

murda bizness 

the competitive act of slaying every hoe because you are the most gorgeous, successful, white rapping, booty popping, Louboutin wearing, struggle trusting, Aussie, goddess who had no money, no family and was 16 in the middle of Miami
-Iggy Azalea
-Click, clack, bang, bang, we in the murda bizness
-I'm still in that murda bizness , I can hold ya down like I'm giving lessons in physics, you should want a bad bitch like this.