jukejointjezebel's definitions
A greasy, insolent subhuman. A talent lacking "musician" who should be euthanized, if not, sterilized immediately. Greatly resembles a sewer rat. Is incapable of presenting himself in a clean hygenic manner. Kid Rock, as well as his fans, believe that whoring around with HIV Positive women is a proud accomplishment. Glorified white trash.
Kid Rock is a dirty, talent lacking, shit eating waste of life. People who listen to him are no better.
by JukeJointJezebel July 15, 2006
Get the Kid Rockmug. A pig that goes undercover as a dog. Pugs strongly resemble swine when you consider their smashed in faces, curled tails, loaf shaped bodies, and excessive snorting. Pugs are adored by many due to the "it's so ugly that its cute" effect. Pugs are affectionate creatures, but this is due to their lack of intelligence. Their brains are not complex enough to exhibit discretion, therefore they are known as extremely affection creatures who will jump and hump on anything that moves. Annoying dogs.
by JukeJointJezebel April 19, 2008
Get the pugmug. The nicest city in the United States. Filled with intellectual democrats who enjoy good books, good coffee, and good conversation. The people of Seattle are generally very friendly, the city is absolutely beautiful and is easy to say has the most class and culture of any place in the U.S. Portland comes in 2nd.
by JukeJointJezebel July 13, 2006
Get the Seattlemug. A gag-gift store that features tasteless/tacky merchandise such as various items with marijuana leaves on them. The store is usually cluttered and the sex toys are for poor people who dont mind purchasing and using a vibrator that has been opened and taken out of the box 6 times.
by JukeJointJezebel July 12, 2006
Get the Spencersmug. A shitty "coffee shop" for people who don't really enjoy coffee, but would like to have the sterotypical image of a sophisticated coffee drinker.
More of the quarrell with Starbucks should not be in the fact that their customers are pathetic douchebags(thats a given) but that they dont even sell coffee.
A true coffee drinker owns a normal no-frills Mr.Coffee brewer, and purchases their own bag of beans or grounds to brew at home. The price of entire bag of decent coffee grounds from the grocery store is nearly the same price as one shitty drink at Starbucks. 98% of the drinks on the menu at Starbucks do not even contain coffee. Instead, the menu is filled with overpriced sugary teeth-rotting cold milkshakes that are given retarted names such as frappacino, mochachino, bananacino, etc. Their lates` and cappucinos are just cups of hot milk. Ask for another shot of espresso and you will be charged. Starbucks is a sham.
More of the quarrell with Starbucks should not be in the fact that their customers are pathetic douchebags(thats a given) but that they dont even sell coffee.
A true coffee drinker owns a normal no-frills Mr.Coffee brewer, and purchases their own bag of beans or grounds to brew at home. The price of entire bag of decent coffee grounds from the grocery store is nearly the same price as one shitty drink at Starbucks. 98% of the drinks on the menu at Starbucks do not even contain coffee. Instead, the menu is filled with overpriced sugary teeth-rotting cold milkshakes that are given retarted names such as frappacino, mochachino, bananacino, etc. Their lates` and cappucinos are just cups of hot milk. Ask for another shot of espresso and you will be charged. Starbucks is a sham.
Me: hi, can I get a cup of regular drip coffee please?
Starbucks employee: Excuse me, what? This is Starbucks. We dont serve that here.
Starbucks employee: Excuse me, what? This is Starbucks. We dont serve that here.
by JukeJointJezebel July 13, 2006
Get the Starbucksmug. Another fast food chain selling fat injections for 3.99. Higher dose fat injection available for 50 cent more. Burnt hamburger patties, wilted lettuce, excessive use of mayonaise, and intentionally stale french fries featured here.
by JukeJointJezebel July 13, 2006
Get the burger kingmug. An African-American supermodel with a massively large head, literally as well as figuratively. Oddly enough, despite her horrible looks and rotten personality, has had a successfull career in Hollywood. Believes she is some type of diety.
by JukeJointJezebel July 12, 2006
Get the Tyra Banksmug.