A pig that goes undercover as a dog. Pugs strongly resemble swine when you consider their smashed in faces, curled tails, loaf shaped bodies, and excessive snorting. Pugs are adored by many due to the "it's so ugly that its cute" effect. Pugs are affectionate creatures, but this is due to their lack of intelligence. Their brains are not complex enough to exhibit discretion, therefore they are known as extremely affection creatures who will jump and hump on anything that moves. Annoying dogs.
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Today I went to the PX to buy some clothes but all they had was ugly ghetto hip-hop clothes and Tommy Hilfiger rags! screw Aafes!
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Tourist: "excuse me, could you tell me the time?"
East Coast resident: "WHADDYA TALKIN' ABOUT, YA SCHUMUCK!?! GO GET A WATCH!"
Tourist: I'm going to California for vacation next summer!
East Coast resident: "WHADDYA TALKIN' ABOUT, YA SCHUMUCK!?! GO GET A WATCH!"
Tourist: I'm going to California for vacation next summer!
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Kid Rock is a dirty, talent lacking, shit eating waste of life. People who listen to him are no better.
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