MaTT's definitions

tebowned

To be owned by Flordia's quarterback Tim Tebow.

Announcer: "Tim Tebow drops back, rolls to the right, starts to run with it, jukes left, makes two defenders miss, hurdles another, stiff-arms, roundhouse kicks and somersaults his way for a touchdown!"

Florida Fan: "Y'all just got tebowned!"

by Matt January 8, 2007

Wiff waff

Elmer Fudd's pronunciation of the term "riff raff."

"I wiwl cwear the forwest of wiff waff wike that wascawy wabbit, huhuhuhuhuh."

by Matt February 17, 2007

shadoingdoing

Penis, dick, cock, one-eyed monster, shmeckle, pecker, johnson.

Mary likes to play with Billy's shadoingdoing after school before her parents get home.

Ernest's mom caught him stroking his shadoingdoing while watching an episode of The View.

by Matt March 11, 2007

Paul Haggis

A hack that writes sentimental, derivative tripe. He is also a scientologist, giving him credibility on the order of that given to Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, and John Travolta.

The Black Donnellys, a new television drama on NBC, is crap, and by association, so is Paul Haggis.

by Matt December 14, 2008

manthem

A song by the bouncing souls about the bond between friends. from the album how i spent my summer vacation, also a crowd favourite at live shows.
Important to note it is one of few souls song sung by multiple band members

"he's my friend, he's my alibi, he's my accessory to the crime, a bond that will never die, 'till the end of time!"

(chorus from manthem)

by matt April 23, 2007

goosh goosh

1. An euphemism for sex.
2. An acknowledgment that you would like to have sex with an individual usually made by turning to the person and motioning with your hand and saying 'goosh goosh' or better yet turning away and motioning to your friends in reference to an individual.

Greg - "Goosh goosh!"
(motioning towards hot blonde)
Aaron - "Yeah, I'd tap that"
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Magda - "Let's goosh goosh"
Matt - "OK"

by Matt July 23, 2007

Vicious V

An intricate tie knot whose art was perfected by "Old Man Dunphy". Said knot allegedly has great affect on the female gender causing them to swoon.

Dressed to impress and armed with the "Vicious V", Josh was confused and overwhelmed when women started speaking to him and not at him at the party.

by Matt August 29, 2007