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On May 5 you bow down to the king/queen that was born on that day.
Jim( walks in classroom

Jim: dude what are y’all doing

Teacher: shhh, it’s May 5
Jim: why is everyone on the ground.
Teacher: security
by Kingloaf October 18, 2019
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May 8 Word of the Day
1. Slight sins or offenses
2. Petty crimes or small infractions
3. Las Vegas Punk Rock!
Peccadilloes shows rule.
by James Messina August 11, 2006
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Appreciate every good person in your life day!
Tell all the people you love just how much you love and appreciate them.
Grandma it’s May 5 so I wanted to call you to tell you how much I love you.
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by Your child April 13, 2019
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When the best bad bich was born and it is the best cuz I was born AND that’s on PERIOD
Me im the bad bitch that was born on may 5 th thats on PERIODT
by Bad bich November 03, 2019
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It’s May 5 go up to your crush and ask for his hoodie🙃
Girl:”can I have your hoodie it’s may 5.”
Boy:”sure.”
Girl:”thanks”
by Cute girl555 October 30, 2019
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May 5 is national “dumb bitch day”
Where everyone gets to recognize how much of a dumb bitch you really are!
May 5 - a day for everyone to recognize and celebrate you being a dumb bitch since birth

You hear that Michael? It’s national dumb bitch day!! Wow you really are a dumb fucking bitch
by Wearecoward October 19, 2019
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National Respect a Woman Day

Where you show some love the old fashioned way for that girl you like or just a friend!
Jack: Woah how’d you get your girl to love you like that?
Adam: May 5th, dude. Love her. Don’t treat her like an item. She’s perfect.
by Idk.anonymous April 30, 2019
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