Definitions by I Saw U2 Live Twice
crap platter
an album (in the form of a CD, LP, cassette or download this so totally unlistenable. Its music is utter crap. It ain't worth the time or money. So awful it's tragic that it was ever made. Absolute gar-bahg. Rubbish.
1. U2, Genesis, the Ramones, RUSH, Cheap Trick, Living Colour, Roxy Music, REM,ELO,AC/DC, Midnight Oil, INXS and other bands are unique in that while some of their albums are better than others, none of them have released a bad album. They never put out a crap platter.
2. Ernie: Hey, Bert! Have you heard the new Justin Bieber mix CD?
Bert: No, and I don't want to! Everything he dishes out is a crap platter.
2. Ernie: Hey, Bert! Have you heard the new Justin Bieber mix CD?
Bert: No, and I don't want to! Everything he dishes out is a crap platter.
crap platter by I Saw U2 Live Twice July 3, 2017
Trumpalina
an arrogant sorry excuse for a president. He's a bully yet he can't take criticism of any kind. He cries and bellyaches all the time, using the "fake news" jive line while his selfishness, vanity and corruption are obvious to all. This nickname is derived from TRUMP the Chump + ThumBALINA because despite his overbearing nature and delusions of god-hood, he is a really small pissant excuse of a man.
1. Trumpalina thinks he can do anything he wants since he hijacked the White House. However, he is on Putin's leash because Russianhackers breached U.S. cyberspace security on Election Day to set the Electoral College in Trump's favor. Trumpalina is a traitor, a quisling who is really owned by Vladimir Putin.
2. Trumpalina wants to build a Berlin-type 'Iron Curtain' wall at the Mexican border despite the fact there's border security already. Congress didn't appropriate the money for this wasteful enterprise. Trumpalina throws a hissy fit, he cries like a baby. WAH!
3. Trumpalina wants to scrap Obamacare without anything better. He has embarrassed himself to the rest of the world. He says NATO is obsolete and no allied nation even trusts him. He's a sexist pig, he gropes women and girls and has harassed beauty pageant contestants in the past . He imposed an immigration halt on mostly-Muslim countries - that is, where he has NO business interests. He has had Russian information ministers at the WH and he has openly given ISIS secrets to them. He is a slave to Putin, he openly collaborates with Russia. He is a small man and a sniveling cowardly traitor with a Nero complex. He acts like Caligula. IMPEACH TRUMPALINA NOW.
2. Trumpalina wants to build a Berlin-type 'Iron Curtain' wall at the Mexican border despite the fact there's border security already. Congress didn't appropriate the money for this wasteful enterprise. Trumpalina throws a hissy fit, he cries like a baby. WAH!
3. Trumpalina wants to scrap Obamacare without anything better. He has embarrassed himself to the rest of the world. He says NATO is obsolete and no allied nation even trusts him. He's a sexist pig, he gropes women and girls and has harassed beauty pageant contestants in the past . He imposed an immigration halt on mostly-Muslim countries - that is, where he has NO business interests. He has had Russian information ministers at the WH and he has openly given ISIS secrets to them. He is a slave to Putin, he openly collaborates with Russia. He is a small man and a sniveling cowardly traitor with a Nero complex. He acts like Caligula. IMPEACH TRUMPALINA NOW.
Trumpalina by I Saw U2 Live Twice July 2, 2017
SDF
1. Self Defense Force. Japan's counterpart to the U.S. National Guard. They have a few ships, some planes and more. They are for Japan's defense since they don't have a true armed forces. An article in their constitution states clearly that war is abolished "forever".
2. Sick Daughter Fucker. We know what an SMF is. A SDF is a disgusting pervert who sexually molests HIS or HER own daughter.
3. Stupid Dumb Fuck. A person who thinks (s)he has smarts, class and cool but is a such a rancid sack of douche so unbelievably idiotic you'd wonder how they get anywhere in life without some guide to help them BS their way thru the game of life. An absolute cretin.
2. Sick Daughter Fucker. We know what an SMF is. A SDF is a disgusting pervert who sexually molests HIS or HER own daughter.
3. Stupid Dumb Fuck. A person who thinks (s)he has smarts, class and cool but is a such a rancid sack of douche so unbelievably idiotic you'd wonder how they get anywhere in life without some guide to help them BS their way thru the game of life. An absolute cretin.
1. The SDF was formed after WWII to help the new democracy defend itself from attack. Japan wanted to break away from its fascist past so its new constitution freed them to focus on manufacturing and trade to rebuild their economy and enable them to become the trade powerhouse they are today.
2. MacKenzie Phillips wrote in her book that she had an incestuous sexual relationship with her dad (of the 60's group The Mamas and the Papas). He was a sicko, a horrible excuse for a man. He was a sick daughter fucker - an SDF. May he burn in hell for his evil crimes.
3. Donald Trump has gushed about his daughter Ivanka . He has said live on TV that he'd like to MARRY her! There are pictures of her (as an adult) sitting on his knee like a little girl while he fondles her butt. Other scenes show him coming up behind the seated Ivanka and he massages her shoulders and then squeezes her tits! There is video footage of the Trump family at a Beach Boysshow where she gets up, sits on her daddy's lap and gives him a lap dance! He often is seen kissing her right on the LIPS like he wants to fuck her. Absolutely nauseating. We all know how immature, greedy. and uncouth Trumpalina is, and he ain't qualified to govern a piss pot. On top of that he's a perv, an incestuous scumdog and an SDF. He's a shitbag.
4. Britney Spears,Paris Hilton,Sarah Palin,Snooki,Hillary Duff,Hillary Clinton, Tom Greenand Pauly Shore are all SDFs.
2. MacKenzie Phillips wrote in her book that she had an incestuous sexual relationship with her dad (of the 60's group The Mamas and the Papas). He was a sicko, a horrible excuse for a man. He was a sick daughter fucker - an SDF. May he burn in hell for his evil crimes.
3. Donald Trump has gushed about his daughter Ivanka . He has said live on TV that he'd like to MARRY her! There are pictures of her (as an adult) sitting on his knee like a little girl while he fondles her butt. Other scenes show him coming up behind the seated Ivanka and he massages her shoulders and then squeezes her tits! There is video footage of the Trump family at a Beach Boysshow where she gets up, sits on her daddy's lap and gives him a lap dance! He often is seen kissing her right on the LIPS like he wants to fuck her. Absolutely nauseating. We all know how immature, greedy. and uncouth Trumpalina is, and he ain't qualified to govern a piss pot. On top of that he's a perv, an incestuous scumdog and an SDF. He's a shitbag.
4. Britney Spears,Paris Hilton,Sarah Palin,Snooki,Hillary Duff,Hillary Clinton, Tom Greenand Pauly Shore are all SDFs.
SDF by I Saw U2 Live Twice July 2, 2017
treason-ish
the unpunished act of doing anything to attain a position of power, even if it includes collaborating with a foreign or outside power or even traitors from the "inside" to do it. People who do these acts often act very arrogant and dictatorial but they usually kowtow and kiss the asses of the people who helped them get them where they are. They only think of themselves and the public they are supposed to serve is totally ignored, deceived and treated like trash.
1. In the late 1930s Chancellor Alfred Dollfuss of Austria established a Nazi dictatorship there. Because of this and other traitors within, Austria and Germany entered into Anschluss ("union") in 1938 and Austria lost its name, independence, and economic and social identity and more. That's a treason-ish against the Austrian people - a rottenness in the apple.
2. Donald Trump childishly whined that he would NOT accept an election defeat in 2016. His business and other connections to the bully regime of Russia's Vladimir Putin are very well known and quite obvious. Russia hacked some of America's computer networks during the summer and early autumn but the cyber attack that struck the USA on Election Night was the worst ever done on cyber networks in perhaps all history. The next morning many homepages were desecrated with big pictures of Trump the Chump's ugly stupid smug mug, the Russian government expressed their delight and on January 21, 2017 this treason-ish, treasonous asshole took an oath that he'll never honor and then defiled a cathedral with his immoral bitch-ass to pose . FUCK 'EM!
2. Donald Trump childishly whined that he would NOT accept an election defeat in 2016. His business and other connections to the bully regime of Russia's Vladimir Putin are very well known and quite obvious. Russia hacked some of America's computer networks during the summer and early autumn but the cyber attack that struck the USA on Election Night was the worst ever done on cyber networks in perhaps all history. The next morning many homepages were desecrated with big pictures of Trump the Chump's ugly stupid smug mug, the Russian government expressed their delight and on January 21, 2017 this treason-ish, treasonous asshole took an oath that he'll never honor and then defiled a cathedral with his immoral bitch-ass to pose . FUCK 'EM!
treason-ish by I Saw U2 Live Twice February 21, 2017
racino
The word "racino" is one of many "combo" words that enter the English language over time as new developments in society and technology occur. A racino is basically a racetrack where can place bets on the racing event but also has a casino that has slot machines and maybe more games such as BlackJack, poker, craps, keno, Wheel of Fortune (that's where a giant wheel is spun by a lovely lady and you bet on which section the arrow will point at. You see this game in the Old Wild Western flicks, this game has nothing to do with that Vanna White TV show), roulette (not Russian) and such.
1. I've played in many casinos in Nevada as well as some run by Native Americans like the Chippewa. However the first racino I've ever played in was Wheeling Downs, West Virginia. I've played the slots and bet on greyhound races there. You got the slots and there's dog races held there so Wheeling Downs is a racino.
2. In central Ohio the horse racing arena Scioto Downs has been running for years. Now it recently has had electronic slot machines (and maybe more games) installed so Scioto Downs now promotes itself in the ads as a racino.
3. Wheeling is in the tip or "panhandle" of West Virginia. If you're heading to Wheeling Downs (or just passing thru the WV tip) from Ohio or Pennsylvania be eXtra careful. There's a speed trap there and vehicles get pulled over and they line up both sides of the highway. Speeding ticket fines are steep. You've been warned.
2. In central Ohio the horse racing arena Scioto Downs has been running for years. Now it recently has had electronic slot machines (and maybe more games) installed so Scioto Downs now promotes itself in the ads as a racino.
3. Wheeling is in the tip or "panhandle" of West Virginia. If you're heading to Wheeling Downs (or just passing thru the WV tip) from Ohio or Pennsylvania be eXtra careful. There's a speed trap there and vehicles get pulled over and they line up both sides of the highway. Speeding ticket fines are steep. You've been warned.
racino by I Saw U2 Live Twice August 10, 2012
Locomotion
1. a dance that resembles a samba but where everyone places their hands on the person in front and the whole group line "chugs" along to resemble a train - hence "locomotion".
2. a popular song that goes with the dance, in the same way that "Limbo Rock", "Stroll", "Do the Conga", "Velcro Fly", "Egyptian Walk" (Bangles), the dumbshitMacarena and more. This song has been covered and has charted many many times. It became a #1 by Little Eva n 1962. Macho Michigan rockers Grand Funk (Railroad) took their hard rock version to the top in 1974. Australian singer/actress/model Kylie Minogue had a huge hit with her perky synth/dance version in 1987-1988.
2. a popular song that goes with the dance, in the same way that "Limbo Rock", "Stroll", "Do the Conga", "Velcro Fly", "Egyptian Walk" (Bangles), the dumbshitMacarena and more. This song has been covered and has charted many many times. It became a #1 by Little Eva n 1962. Macho Michigan rockers Grand Funk (Railroad) took their hard rock version to the top in 1974. Australian singer/actress/model Kylie Minogue had a huge hit with her perky synth/dance version in 1987-1988.
1. Everybody's doing a brand new thing now. Come on baby, do the Locomotion...
2. there was a benefit dance at the Eastern Orthodox church downtown and one of dances performed was the Locomotion.
3. I've heard several versions of the Locomotion. I barely remember when Grand Funk Railroad had their tough version with the "rattling on the trash cans" drum effect (real cool) but I'm more familiar with Kylie Minogue's electropop cover because it brings up happy memories of a joyful time, it was used on numerous TV shows like "The Cosby Show" and besides, Kylie Minogue - she's CUTE.
2. there was a benefit dance at the Eastern Orthodox church downtown and one of dances performed was the Locomotion.
3. I've heard several versions of the Locomotion. I barely remember when Grand Funk Railroad had their tough version with the "rattling on the trash cans" drum effect (real cool) but I'm more familiar with Kylie Minogue's electropop cover because it brings up happy memories of a joyful time, it was used on numerous TV shows like "The Cosby Show" and besides, Kylie Minogue - she's CUTE.
Locomotion by I Saw U2 Live Twice July 19, 2012
Oh Yeah
1. a more relaxed way to say "Oh yes!".
2. the catchphrase the the Kool Aid Man says when he breaks thru a wall.
3. a hit by the legendary band Roxy Music that came out in the early 80s. The chorus refers to a song playing on a car radio that has the "rhythm of rhyming guitars" - yet ironically the Roxy Music hit song itself is more dominated by synthesizers. The song mentioned in the chorus (the one playing on the radio) is titled "Oh Yeah".
4. a 1986 New Wave hit from the movie "Ferris Beuler's Day Off". It's by the band Yello.
2. the catchphrase the the Kool Aid Man says when he breaks thru a wall.
3. a hit by the legendary band Roxy Music that came out in the early 80s. The chorus refers to a song playing on a car radio that has the "rhythm of rhyming guitars" - yet ironically the Roxy Music hit song itself is more dominated by synthesizers. The song mentioned in the chorus (the one playing on the radio) is titled "Oh Yeah".
4. a 1986 New Wave hit from the movie "Ferris Beuler's Day Off". It's by the band Yello.
1. "...Oh yeah! Oh yeah-eh-ehh! Yeah yeah! Yeah yeah! Yeah yeah! Yeah yeah! Ow!..." The B-52's "Cosmic Thing"
2. The bricks tumble from the wall! Crashing into the scene is... it's the KOOL AID MAN! He's carrying a pitcher of ice cold Kool Aid. Yayyyyyyyy for Kool Aid!
The Kool Aid Man says, "Ohhhhh yeeeaaahhh!". Hooooooray for Kool Aid!
3. "...They're playing "Oh Yeah" on the radio. Ohhhhhhhh..."
Roxy Music "Oh Yeah"
4. The song "Oh Yeah" by Yello plays right at the end of the movie "Ferris Beuler's Day Off".
5. "... You'd like to think you're immune to the stuff. Oh yeah. Sheeee-eee..." Robert Palmer "Addicted to Love"
6. In pompy boring old stuff shirt muckety-muck snobby high society flicks people say, "Oh yes!", "Hear hear!", "Tut tut!", "well I declare!" and "Judas Priest!" and such. Ordinary people today say "oh yeah" among other things : )
2. The bricks tumble from the wall! Crashing into the scene is... it's the KOOL AID MAN! He's carrying a pitcher of ice cold Kool Aid. Yayyyyyyyy for Kool Aid!
The Kool Aid Man says, "Ohhhhh yeeeaaahhh!". Hooooooray for Kool Aid!
3. "...They're playing "Oh Yeah" on the radio. Ohhhhhhhh..."
Roxy Music "Oh Yeah"
4. The song "Oh Yeah" by Yello plays right at the end of the movie "Ferris Beuler's Day Off".
5. "... You'd like to think you're immune to the stuff. Oh yeah. Sheeee-eee..." Robert Palmer "Addicted to Love"
6. In pompy boring old stuff shirt muckety-muck snobby high society flicks people say, "Oh yes!", "Hear hear!", "Tut tut!", "well I declare!" and "Judas Priest!" and such. Ordinary people today say "oh yeah" among other things : )
Oh Yeah by I Saw U2 Live Twice July 18, 2012