Zumbie 

zoom-bee
noun, plural zumbies.
1. One who participates in Zumba. Especially those who attend classes weekly, have favorite instructors, and/or have multiple gym memberships so they can go to Zumba in other cities or vacation spots.

Zumbie: "Oh em gee! I just loooove my Zumba instructor! She has so much energy!"

Gym staff: "Brace yourselves, the zumbies are coming."

Zumbie by Mrs. Garrison June 21, 2014

liberal zombie 

Anyone in the general public who votes for a democrat.

The mindless liberal zombies elected democrats who then enslaved and ruled over them.

liberal zombie by BWM,VA June 1, 2014

Zombie-Proofing 

1- To make a property or dwelling difficult or impossible to break into without the use of machines or tools.

2- To make safe from wandering tuffs or damage from civil unrest.

I'm Zombie-Proofing the basement by installing glass block windows.

Zombie-Proofing by Cuneus Stern October 2, 2013

Russian Propaganda Zombies 

Russia as a nation is the archetype of victims of propaganda, althought they are definitely collectively responsible for their second-rate Hitler, a.k.a. Vladolf Putler and his lust for the new Lebensraum. They're particularly prone to adopt all kind of isms and not least due to their slavish nature, meaning subjugated, ignorant herd souls. First they were enslaved by the Mongols, then they were serfs and eventually they became guinea pigs of the Marx's utopian society experiment. So these tools have found a new religion, again, and today they are jingoistic Putler followers that have ruined their future by following this delusional little man who started a large-scale offensive war against a sovereign country.

Vlad's "special military operation" has proved to be a real clusterfuck and Putinstan going to lose the war, propaganda zombies don't get it yet 'cause they are phlegmatic, thus Putler continues to tell fairy-tales. Talking about fairy-tales; if Putler had Pinocchio's nose that grows when he lies... Hmm, it doesn't work, it's hard to find such a long table even in the Kremlin that his nose wouldn't be on the lap of another liar sitting opposite of him - besides, it would look weird in pictures, not least of its homoerotic charge when Putler's nose would be e.g. on the General Gerasimov's lap.

It takes some time for the phlegmatic Russian propaganda zombies until they realize their megalomaniac little man has tricked them cause of his obsession, but sooner or later it will happen.

Russian Propaganda Zombies by O. W. Tongueincheek December 27, 2022

phone zombie

A person who walks around while staring at their phone's screen. They are almost always stumbling slowly in the way of general progress. Likely to be seen blocking the only path. Usually oblivious and inconsiderate.

Damn did you see that phone zombie walk into an open manhole cover?
phone zombie phone zombie slow walker in the way rude oblivious

phone zombie by jkkstyle June 13, 2013

zombieking 

Proof that hordes of mindless zombies in need of brains really do exist.

The zombie populations true numbers were exposed when they all came out of hiding to support the zombieking.

zombieking by jpg3 November 3, 2011

Zombied 

When someone you dated, had a one night stand with, or was a fwb that ghosted you and comes back later.

Becky, I just got zombied by that guy I banged from Baja Sharkeez a year ago!

Zombied by Ondanan March 18, 2018