Brace

Someone who is foolish, or does foolish actions. Equivalent to going “Full Retard”

I just pulled a BRACE move.
Dammit Evan you’re being a real BRACE right now.
Holy shit what I did was so BRACE.

by ClapmasterGflex December 29, 2020

Brace

Brace or 'to Brace' is when a reciever during sex clenches their booty muscles in such a way that a powerful grip is achieved by their orifice around whatever object is inside their body, generally a penis inside a vagina. The grip can be so firm that it may restrict movement for both partners involved in the brace.

"That new girl Jacqueline? Yeah, she had such brace I just couldn't escape".

"But does she brace though...?".

"I got stuck so deep in brace last night that time has lost all relevance to me and I have been aged prematurely".

by YourSorceress June 26, 2018

Brace

A rich person who claims to be poor. Normally skanks drinks off others and claims to be skint all the time.

Argh man im really skint and cant go out.

by Nick March 22, 2004

Brace

Save Brace - when someone puts a coin into your pint, usually copper, forcing you down it in order to save Brace from drowning.

Save brace!

by Mr X March 23, 2004

braces

big metal torture devices that dentists use for entertainment

"Braces are used for straightening teeth, Stevie," Dr. Hyde said.

by Jordan November 14, 2003

braces

It's a normal, calm day until you visit the dentist. They give you the horrible news- you need braces. First you have to put these little things in between your teeth. Then you have to take mold and x-rays and get on these little metal torture devices, hand made by Satan and shipped from hell itself. After two years of them being tightened and getting screamed at by your orthodonist (unless you get a not demon-possessed one), you get them off. "YAY!" you think, until they hand you your retainer, which is a pain to make sure you don't lose it whe you take it off to eat and you have to make sure to wear it or else it won't fit anymore. In short, braces are the worse things I've ever had the displeasure to wear.

"NO! ANYTHING BUT BRACES!"

by A random somebody September 02, 2005

braces

Legal form of child torture.

Dentists think they're being nice by letting kids choose different colors.

They can suck it.

by theskyxisfalling June 28, 2005