zukee

the key needed tp gwetr into the zoo

I was ordered to carry a zukee as an employee

by ryujian November 8, 2025

Zakee

Zakeee is a one of a kind type of person .He is smart,intelligent,and Funny ashit.Zakee is one of the best people you would meet and would wow you ! He is a fucking g.o.a.t (Greatest of all times) he is athletic he is handsome . He is an All a student and love playing around with hard work . Zakee is just that Boul.

Damn Zakee is a goat! Zakee is smart and intelligent!Zakee is the best

by Zakee🏀 February 19, 2018

Zuked

When a thread on a Message Board get pulled off track by a jackass for his own pleasure. Usually the process begins when someone on a board asks a simple question only to have the Zuks tell a story about how he did this or that (mostly Bullshit that has nothing to do with the original post). Everyone piles on the Zuker and he plays victim.
The original post never gets answered and nothing is accomplished.

Original Post: How much do brakes cost to have done at the dealership?

Zuker: Be careful, one time I marked my oil filter and after asking for an oil change at the dealer my filter was still on my car.

OP: Thanks Jackass you Zuked my thread, anyone else know how much brakes cost to replace on a Jetta at the dealer?

by bt3101 November 14, 2011

zukueferaldoz

when a man thinks he is done taking a shit but when he wipes his ass and slightly pushes his gooch a whole load of poo squirts out

(p.s i know u guys dont believe me)

ah shit i just zukueferaldoz all over my hand!

by zander andres November 19, 2007

zakeem

Zakeem is a great person with an above average penis. He doesn’t like doing things like sports and would rather do things like working on his next novel that he’ll quit halfway through. Guys with the name Zakeem are annoying but in a way that makes you laugh. He is either bisexual or pansexual and is very discreet about it. If he has a boyfriend or girlfriend you won’t find out until after they break up. Zakeem has a great relationship with his mother and father, but like all people they have their ups and downs. Looks-wise Zakeems aren’t ugly, but aren’t gods(in the nicest way possible). They are basically average looking but always go out with people that look so much better than him.

Zakeem and I are dating, but he won’t tell anyone about me!

by Jawan Lewis February 3, 2018

Zakee

A potential candidate for Oxbridge. The highest don anyone will find.

Did you see him at Trinity college on open day. He was such a Zakee!

by Zeus123123 June 6, 2011

zykeea

The best person anyone will ever meet. Extremely funny, extremely good looking, extremely charming, extremely wealthy. All about good vibe. Boss ass bitch...bitch...bitch...bitch...bitch...bitch...bitch. Suuuuuuper gay.

"Yo, have you talked to Zykeea today?"

"Yes, she's the best! She's changed my life for the better with half of conversation!"

by Troublex4 March 13, 2017