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Zakeem is a great person with an above average penis. He doesn’t like doing things like sports and would rather do things like working on his next novel that he’ll quit halfway through. Guys with the name Zakeem are annoying but in a way that makes you laugh. He is either bisexual or pansexual and is very discreet about it. If he has a boyfriend or girlfriend you won’t find out until after they break up. Zakeem has a great relationship with his mother and father, but like all people they have their ups and downs. Looks-wise Zakeems aren’t ugly, but aren’t gods(in the nicest way possible). They are basically average looking but always go out with people that look so much better than him.
Zakeem and I are dating, but he won’t tell anyone about me!
zakeem by Jawan Lewis February 3, 2018
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Zakeee is a one of a kind type of person .He is smart,intelligent,and Funny ashit.Zakee is one of the best people you would meet and would wow you ! He is a fucking g.o.a.t (Greatest of all times) he is athletic he is handsome . He is an All a student and love playing around with hard work . Zakee is just that Boul.
Damn Zakee is a goat! Zakee is smart and intelligent!Zakee is the best
Zakee by Zakee🏀 February 19, 2018
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zakeem • zaeem • zakee • zayeem • zakeer • zackeem • Zaeema • Zaeemah • zaeemer • Zaeem Johnson

Zaeem Johnson

a cool guy that sadly cannot pronounce Seoul
Zaeem is the SEXIEST, HANDSOMEST person alive. Best Brown Boy and will eventually steal your gurl. Best taste in music and has lines of white girls at his door. Likes oral.
My girl seems to have disappeared... Looks like Zaeem took her.
Zaeema sometimes spelt Zaeemah, pronounced Za'eemah which is Arabic for Leader.
Zaeema however people use Zee for a shorten reference.
Zaeema, gosh I wish my girlfriend was like you.
Zaeema by Kalewala May 25, 2010
some who is awesome and epic beyond anyother words
that guy is such a zaeem!!
zaeem by gezuz December 23, 2010
A potential candidate for Oxbridge. The highest don anyone will find.
Did you see him at Trinity college on open day. He was such a Zakee!
Zakee by Zeus123123 June 6, 2011
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