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To rub and cause irritation or friction. Chafing is the anti-christ as far as my twigs and berries are concerned.
"MR. GYM TEACHER, CAN I STOP RUNNING!?!?"
"No. Why?"
"CHAFING!!!! *Passes out*"
chafing by Eric.. July 1, 2005
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To have someone or yourself rub your penis to cause irritation and to cause skin to peel off and turn pink or bleed
I was so horny I jacked off 4 times and then my penis started chafing.
chafing by garrett martindale August 5, 2006
Usually occurs when one goes commando with a pair of jeans.
After walking long distances, especially in warm enviroments, the penis will chafe on the denim.

Or

To Chafe

After seeing a dirt valve one could call out to a friend to alert them of perving opportunities. Incinuating that the penis has twitched as it has been excited so quickly and unexpectedly.
Said with a high pitched voice in the right tone can lead to some comical behavour.
When repeated gives off a more important vibe. The more chafes often means the rating of the girl out of ten.
"What a brilliant idea it was to wear no undies. I need to sit down for a minute, im chafing all over the show"

"Check that dirt out! Chafe Chafe Chafe!!"

chafing by Goulden March 23, 2007
This garlic bread is chafing my nuts
Chafing by Holy foot February 19, 2021
Opposite of glazing. When someone is barraging you or another with hate.
Tyler: “yo I this guy he smells weird, and he his teeth are crooked and ugly and he doesn’t have enough money
Zain “dawg chill quit chafing”
Chafing by Grainboypee April 8, 2024
To yearn or desire someone deeply
As the woman watched her husband sail away, she was chafing for her to come back
Chafing by Yuri-Tarded Son September 1, 2025

chafing the carrot

another slang term for male masterbation
Dude, last night I was watching a porn and my mom walked in on me while I was chafing the carrot!
chafing the carrot by RyanJ_53 April 9, 2009
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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