zuch

by oreo942 April 09, 2021
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zuched

when someone slaps a limp cold zucchini on your plate when you're least expecting it
"bro you just got zuched"
"i had a whole mental breakdown after being violently zuched"
"I just got zuched all over my pesto"
by dangerousbaby June 23, 2022
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zuched

Cooked zucchini being aggressively slapped on your dinner plate.
you just got ZUCHED home sliceeeee
by thescayums June 23, 2022
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zuch my gooch

The act of rubbing a floppy head on the gooch
I really need to zuch my gooch tonight
by Bryguy98 February 11, 2018
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