zougie

the act of screaming like a banshee and rubbing your dick in someones food while they are trying to eat it.

Kyle, dont zougie in your moms food like that again!

zougie by cheif1nut December 30, 2013

zomgie 

A zombie that lives on the internet. It follows and attacks casual internet users so that they become lifeless zomgies that spend all their time on the internet, computers, or whatever else people with no lives do.

If you are to ever come in contact with a zomgie, shooting them in the head will not prevent them from pwning you at full force, you must hide and wait till their internets cut out, till they get bored, or you must try and pwn them (of course if you wait the many days for their internets to run out or you bother pwning them then you're already in the first stages of zomgism).

Most zomgies use words such as zomg or stuff your brain hasn't learned yet because yours have not been consumed by a zomgie, and if you have, good for you.

DividedBy0: zomg, I'm a zomgie now.
NoobUser: I see, how's that working out for-AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
LOLCATS42: *eats NoobUser's eBrains* Don't worry mam, I'm from the internet.

zomgie by FromTheInternet July 4, 2008

zomgies 

Like zombies, but with more "zomg"

OH NO, ZOMGIES! *Shotguns*

zomgies by lollerallah June 11, 2006

zoogie 

another word for a zoot/spliff/joint. Good word to be used when trying to be discrete about the fact that your talkin about cannobis.

"oi man pass the zoogie before i deck you in our face you pussy"
"oi cuz you got any zoogies?"

zoogie by Lord Sinista October 29, 2005

ZOMGIE 

Someone who overuses the phrase ZOMG to the extent of which that their behavior seems very mindless, like that of a zombie.

Occult: ZOMG!!!1 FFXIII is AMAZING! ZOMG!!!1
Manji_Ninja: ZOMG ANO!!!1
GeneralRicePatty: Oh great, this forum has an infestation of Zomgies...

ZOMGIE by Jessie Tompkins/Robert Hamilton January 11, 2009

mouie zouie 

Fuck in the vagina

Hey, let's do the mouie zouie?

mouie zouie by Mystne February 20, 2022

zoogie 

Inserting your finger, or any other other object into someones butthole when they bend over. Zoogies can be unexpected or highly anticipated. Twist motions are optional.

Fitzgerald is such a pussy...let's give him an atomic zoogie!

zoogie by ZoogieMaster3000 December 13, 2010