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Shotguns 

A drinking game, also known as shoties.

Played with beer in a can, usually Coors Light (hence "Silver Bullet"). You must make a hole at the side of the can near the bottom that is roughly the size of a coin. (a proper shotie hole is a clean cut sqaure) Obviously tilt the can on an angle upside down so when you make the hole, so no beer runs out. You can cut using a house/car key, or a knife.

Make the hole so it compliments your opening hand, (lefty, righty) and how you will open the top of the beer. Because what you have to do is, when spectator(s) counts down from five, on the 1 count you must put your mouth on the hole, (you can start with your mouth on it already) tilt the beer upright, open the can, and chug it... All within that 1 count.
You will finish the beer in about 3 seconds because of the air escaping through the top, and will get lightheaded fast and drunk as fuck later. (No oxygen mixed with beer while consuming; alchohol goes straight through your system)

The point of the game is you want to chug your beer the fastest out of everyone; you play with about 3-4 people, until the 24 is finished. The last person to finish each shotie,(if finishes) is named "nurse". Also, it is mandatory that when all players are done their shoties, (especially winners) they hold their can up and pour the remaining drops; if a good amount of beer pours out, (enough to mop the deck) then they will also receive the "nurse" title as well, and 2nd place will be winner.
If the number of players are odd and there isn't enough beer for everyone to play in the final shoties, then the 2 or 3 fastest of the bunch will shotie.

Overall winner will receive title of "Shotgun King", and will receive shotgun privileges on the ride home. No one else can challenge the passenger seat if it is won by said "Shotgun King", even if someone else calls shotty to get dibs on passenger seat.
This rule applies for the whole week or at least until the next party, where someone can challenge the "Shotgun King" for their title and privileges.
Glover: Yo, are you grabbin juice for PJs jam man?
Sabz: Bro I'm getting a 24 of Coors all cans runnin shoties all night bro first t all day
Glover: LOL SHOTIES FIRST T ALL DAY!

Shawn: Dude, where's Sabz?
Marko: Outside running shotguns.
Shawn: Fuck eh, he's been running shoties all night. What a tank.
Marko: Yeah, he's the Shotgun King.
Shotguns by Theycallmesabz June 25, 2008
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Shotguns 

having awesome or exquisite breasts/boobs
dude check out those chicks Shotguns
Shotguns by john johnsn October 6, 2010

1 Guy 5 Shotguns 

A shock video that was possibly uploaded on bestgore but got deleted afterwards, it allegedly shows 5 men killing a man tied to a tree with shotguns. This is most likely a hoax because some people says it just never existed.
Guy 1: do you know 1 guy 5 shotguns?

Guy 2: yeah, thats just 100% hoax, not real at all
1 Guy 5 Shotguns by nfsvsforza March 14, 2023

ak and shotguns 

In chief keef song all time he said AK and shotguns an AK is a long gun and a shotgun is too
Chief keef :AK and shotguns

Tadoe:aye what you mean AK and shotguns
ak and shotguns by I be chiefin keef November 24, 2018

MW3 shotguns 

" STOP USING F****** SHOTGUNS IT'S LIKE YOU PAID FOR THE $70 VERSION OF COOKIE CLICKER CLICK CLICK CLICK LIKE HOW DOWN BAD ARE YOU FOR KILLS YOU UNSKILLED FELINE LIKE LISTEN YOU GET A FREE PASS IF YOU'RE GRINDING CAMOS THAT'S DIFFERENT BUT SO F****** HELP ME IF I SEE SOMEONE USING A GOD DAMN SHOTGUN WITH ORION MASTERY CAMO I AM GOING TO ALL 7 DRAGON BALLS ALL 7 CHAOS EMERALDS AND EVERY SINGLE F****** INFINITY STONE TO SUPERCHARGE MY ORGANS AND BECOME A LITERAL FLYING GOD JUST SO I CAN PERSONALLY FIND YOU AND VAPOURIZE YOU WITH MY HAND LAZERS AND IT'S GONNA SOUND LIKE THIS AAAAAAAH"
quote from theslimeninja2839
I F****** HATE MW3 SHOTGUNS
MW3 shotguns by LIME_kayton December 8, 2023

Rail Shotguns

An electromagnetic weapon that uses multiple rails or a single rail with a segmented projectile to fire a spread of flechettes or pellets at hypervelocity. Rail shotguns combine the spread pattern of a conventional shotgun with the penetration and velocity of railgun technology. They are intended for close‑quarters battle, where a single shot can defeat multiple opponents or disable equipment. The spread can be adjusted by varying the pulse timing or using different projectile configurations. Real‑world prototypes are experimental; the main issues are creating a reliable multi‑projectile railgun and managing the recoil and power demands. In fiction, rail shotguns are favored by space marines and cyberpunk enforcers.
Rail Shotguns Example: "He racked the rail shotgun's capacitor and fired. A cloud of hypersonic flechettes filled the corridor, and everything in their path—walls, enemies, equipment—was shredded."
Rail Shotguns by Abzugal April 10, 2026

Energy Shotguns

A close‑quarters directed‑energy weapon that emits a wide cone of plasma, microwave radiation, or particle scatter. Unlike a ballistic shotgun, an energy shotgun has no pellets to reload; instead, it dumps a capacitor bank into a dispersal lens. At short range, it can flash‑vaporize clothing, disable electronics, or give an opponent a really bad sunburn. Effective against rioters, hostile cyborgs, and anyone who thinks “get off my lawn” is just a saying. Just don’t stand behind the target – the backscatter is real.
Energy Shotguns Example: “He kicked the door open and fired the energy shotgun. The room’s occupants weren’t dead, but their phones, radios, and pacemakers were. Negotiations became surprisingly civil.”
Energy Shotguns by Abzugal April 10, 2026