zoogie 

another word for a zoot/spliff/joint. Good word to be used when trying to be discrete about the fact that your talkin about cannobis.

"oi man pass the zoogie before i deck you in our face you pussy"
"oi cuz you got any zoogies?"

zoogie by Lord Sinista October 29, 2005

zoogie 

Inserting your finger, or any other other object into someones butthole when they bend over. Zoogies can be unexpected or highly anticipated. Twist motions are optional.

Fitzgerald is such a pussy...let's give him an atomic zoogie!

zoogie by ZoogieMaster3000 December 13, 2010

zoomies 

When you dog runs around the house like crazy jumping on the couch, running up and down the stairs, and all over the house. It usually ends with them falling to the floor, panting like crazy and taking a nap.

Fritz got the zoomies today and wore himself out.

zoomies by LuvJR September 3, 2007

zomgie 

A zombie that lives on the internet. It follows and attacks casual internet users so that they become lifeless zomgies that spend all their time on the internet, computers, or whatever else people with no lives do.

If you are to ever come in contact with a zomgie, shooting them in the head will not prevent them from pwning you at full force, you must hide and wait till their internets cut out, till they get bored, or you must try and pwn them (of course if you wait the many days for their internets to run out or you bother pwning them then you're already in the first stages of zomgism).

Most zomgies use words such as zomg or stuff your brain hasn't learned yet because yours have not been consumed by a zomgie, and if you have, good for you.

DividedBy0: zomg, I'm a zomgie now.
NoobUser: I see, how's that working out for-AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
LOLCATS42: *eats NoobUser's eBrains* Don't worry mam, I'm from the internet.

zomgie by FromTheInternet July 4, 2008

zootiez 

A Zootiez can be referred to as an extremely dank strain of Marijuana typically consumed while in bed with a sexual partner

ex. “Puffin on zootiez and she calling me daddy” - Future

zootiez by sean wilson April 28, 2022

Zoobie 

Another word for a hash and weed mixed joint. Mix of the words doobie and zoot.

Yo don't hog dat zoobie bruv, pass dat shit

Zoobie by Blemstick July 28, 2017

zoomie zoomie 

A drinking game involving a group of people (preferrably in a circle, or other circular shape) who clap in unison and chant the song, "fuck me, everybody let's play zoomie zoomie.. zoomie zoomaay, zoomie zoomaay, zoomie zoomaay, zoomie zoomaay". Everyone is given a number, from one to however many players there are. Once the last "zoomie zoomaay" is sung, Player 1, in time with the clapping, chants, for example, "one one, four four!". Still in time with the music, Player 4 must recognize that his/her number had been called, and do the same. Ex: "four four, nine nine!". Player 9 would go next, and so forth. The first person to mess up has to drink, and the game starts again with the song.

Warning: advised to play in only in secluded areas, as the singing/chanting of "zoomie zoomie" will become quite loud.

zoomie zoomie by S.T.D. July 24, 2007