Zotos is the camera toting videographer for the town of Southbridge. Credits to Zotos’ filmography include, Southbridge Town Council Meetings, The Relay for Life, and Little League Baseball games. Zotos has mastered the art of inserting random, inappropriate, and often awkward background music into his recordings of local events. You know you are watching a “Zotos” flic if the camera zooms in on the face of a young girl displaying looks of disgust and confusion as if she had just caught a creepy old man videotaping her as the theme from “Growing Pains” plays in the background. Zotos can be identified by his long grey locks and “mustache”, musty smell, and the unnatural uneasiness you feel when within 50 yards of the man. Zotos has a similar facial bone structure to that of Splinter the mutant ninja rat who was sensei to the "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles".
by MicrowavedElephant August 10, 2006
Interjection. Zoto!
(Vulgar, idiomatic)
1. An expression of great indifference or nonchalance.
2. It is a call to live life to its fullest extent, even embracing behavior which carries inherent risk.
(Vulgar, idiomatic)
1. An expression of great indifference or nonchalance.
2. It is a call to live life to its fullest extent, even embracing behavior which carries inherent risk.
1. “ I was going to clean my room but I thought Zoto, nobody’s is going to see it.” (Vulgar, idiomatic)
by OZZY M6M May 19, 2019
by DdlyHeadshot October 30, 2009
by Havertz April 13, 2021
Another substitute for the term "like" used excessively in a valley like manner. 'He was like, "let's go out." And I was like "Totally". And he was like, "Awesome." You just replace the word like with the word Zoto.
'And I was Zoto, "No way. He was Zoto, "Oh my god." We're just Zoto, perfect for eachother.'
"Zoto, I love the mall"
"Zoto, I love the mall"
by AlexMac February 26, 2008