Zotos

Zotos is the camera toting videographer for the town of Southbridge. Credits to Zotos’ filmography include, Southbridge Town Council Meetings, The Relay for Life, and Little League Baseball games. Zotos has mastered the art of inserting random, inappropriate, and often awkward background music into his recordings of local events. You know you are watching a “Zotos” flic if the camera zooms in on the face of a young girl displaying looks of disgust and confusion as if she had just caught a creepy old man videotaping her as the theme from “Growing Pains” plays in the background. Zotos can be identified by his long grey locks and “mustache”, musty smell, and the unnatural uneasiness you feel when within 50 yards of the man. Zotos has a similar facial bone structure to that of Splinter the mutant ninja rat who was sensei to the "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles".

Zotos was in his prime in the Barber Shop music videos of 2004

by MicrowavedElephant August 10, 2006

ZOTOS

Open Source operating system, developed in 2002. Relatively stable, but no longer available

This program only runs on ZOTOS

by DdlyHeadshot October 30, 2009

zotos

to get a std from a whore

"it was from that zotos last night"

by nca302 January 13, 2009

zoosed up

The most amazing feeling ever!!!

Smoke a blunt, smoke a bong, drink some beer, pop some pills, get ZOOSED UP!!!!

by Randell & Paul February 4, 2009

zotzsky

Going down on a girl not expecting anything else.

I pulled a Zotzsky last night.

by Zotzsky January 1, 2015

ZoroSexual

Attracted to Roronoa Zoro

"Im zorosexual" cuz he da goat💯

by badass.anime.battles July 15, 2021

Zoosmell Pooplord

A nickname for the character John Egbert in the webcomic Homestuck. Only smartasses would try and enter this name.

Enter name:
Zoosmell Pooplord
Try again, smartass

by anonymous June 22, 2021