zorcher 

one who sucks the farts out of someone elses asshole.

Vin Diesel is a zorcher

zorcher by kyet king July 26, 2006

zorched 

Wasted. Completely shitfaced. High off your ass, so drunk you're sloshing down the street, or too tired to think straight. Completely and utterly feeling like you're in the shitter. Huge hangover or the after effects of getting high as hell or staying up so long you can't think straight. Any form of being completely wasted to the point where you can't function at ALL.

I stayed up for three days to cram for my SAT. I'm zorched.

zorched by Concrete Fever September 4, 2010

Zurcher 

definition for many sexual positions, impossible to explain with just words

the "wet" zurcher, the "oh my" zurcher, the "twisted" zurcher, the "backwards" zurcher

Zurcher by Greg June 16, 2003

Zorched 

Cross-faded. Too many doobies and too many drinks. The term was originally conceived by amateur skateboarder, Andy Aced sometime in the year of 2001. The term would soon fade into archaism until it would once again resurface into popular terminology 10 years later in the depths of the Olympic National Forest.

Travis Knight, American writer and amateur skateboarder, needed to come up with an activity for the Annual Toebock Fireside Trip--a skateboarding/camping trip that started in Northern California and ended in Washington State. His early friendship with amateur skateboarder, Andy Aced, had implemented the term zorched into his vocabulary; thus, The Zorchathon was born and the term zorched found its way into the hearts of millions.

Damn, Two Hawks is really ZORCHED today. How is he even walking?

Zorched by Toebock American Folklore November 16, 2018

Zoricher 

The word used for the situation when u have a piece of pepper stuck in your teeth after you are done eating.

Dude, uve got a Zoricher in ur teeth! Heres a toothpick, clean that shit outta there before she sees it!

Zoricher by Jizzason February 13, 2010

Zoncher

One who sucks a fart out of another's ass. (Verb zonching)

Eww you sucked her fart out, your a zoncher.

Zoncher by zonch master 101 June 27, 2010

zorched 

To Be Extreamly Pie Eyed Or Skulled had a puff too many

Man I am Super Zorched

zorched by Spooch Bus December 31, 2007