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A cannabis user that smokes so much erb that they start telling people they are totally "zonched".
Ted and I were in the fort, in the woods and were smoking some dank green. I turned to Ted and said "man I'm really zonched right now".

Original interpretation came from Adam Demamp of workaholics when he said he was "gonch" right now. When listening to this high in 2013, I heard zonched and a new word was born.
Zonched by RyGuy88140 September 30, 2016
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one who sucks the farts out of someone elses asshole.
Vin Diesel is a zorcher
zorcher by kyet king July 26, 2006
Someone who goes to the beach and licks people’s toes
Larry is a zoocher look out for him
zoocher by Urban Biscuit August 17, 2018

zoncheese 

raping little girls with a crown on.
that person over there, that’s a zoncheese
zoncheese by theniggerdestroyer March 1, 2021

Zonclered 

When you hit someone so hard, they start speaking gibberish.
"One haymaker and he was zonclered!"
Zonclered by dad24rw3esffsd September 8, 2025

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
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