zootas

Xanax bars

Off them zootas

by Xanny damage May 29, 2022

ZooMass

A collection of the best partiers in New England. Also known as UMass Amherst. You really never understand the TRUE meaning of the phrase "We pregame harder than you party." until you've met the animals at the zoo!

"Yo dude, let's get the ZooCrew together and party it ZooMass style!"

by Paradise_Daze June 25, 2005

zootarooney

Zootarooney is another term for spliff or joint

Yo bro pass me the zootarooney

by Hniggah August 22, 2020

zookasturbate

A more elaborate word to describe a situation where one is "exasperated", "fed up", "sick of it"

Usually involves animals.

Mr Cain was becoming very zookasturbated as the class began their usual ruckus

by Pippotomous October 26, 2020

Zootage

A finely, rolled stonker of a joint.

“Yo man, that’s zootage”

by Dan Wilfred January 23, 2020

zoots magoots

being more than zooted. being so high that all u do is laugh at nothing and stare at anything for 20 minutes at a time. being mad fuckin stoned.

we smoked 2 blunts with jimmy cracks and now were all zoots magoots.

by maco mcslivercocks September 28, 2009

zoobas

Colorful zebra striped baggy pants made of very thin cotton. This clothing preference is typical of large and hairy mediterranean men who are also wearing a wife-beater, gold necklace, and tan boots. These planets are very baggy at the hips.

Why is it that whenever we hit the gym, the italian guys are always wearing zoobas?

by andersonland.org June 12, 2004