zookasturbate

A more elaborate word to describe a situation where one is "exasperated", "fed up", "sick of it"

Usually involves animals.

Mr Cain was becoming very zookasturbated as the class began their usual ruckus

by Pippotomous October 26, 2020

Zoomsturbate

The practice of logging on to Zoom to get off. First rising to prominence during the COVID-19 pandemic, Zoomsturbating occurs when two or more individuals join a Zoom meeting and proceed to jerk their gherkins.

Glad we matched here on Tinder. How about we take this to the next level and Zoomsturbate?

Had a promising third date last night. We totally Zoomsturbated together.

by M Boogie September 6, 2020