zoom tard 

A mazda driving idiot that thinks he/she is cool but is actually driving a stock piece of shit with a little bling added.

Stupid zoom tard couldn't do a power slide if he had a rocket up his ass.

zoom tard by Barmann October 18, 2006

zoom tard 

A tard (retard) that usually zooms around in a helter-skelter fashion. Usually the zooming is done in a wheelchair or some other type of assist-type device.

Audience member 1: Dude, did you see Stephen Hawking take out half of those Science geeks at his recent speech?
Audience member 2: Yeah man, he's such a zoom tard.

zoom tard by Zoomtard September 21, 2006

Zoomtard 

(n) A fast retard

Vrooom! Zoomtard is the fastest.

Zoomtard by Doug February 13, 2004

Zoomtard 

To be speedy or efficient by abandoning all pretense of mental competence.

I never got around to cleaning my room, until I became a total zoomtard and hid all my dirty clothes and garbage under my mattress.

Zoomtard by Brass January 30, 2003