zoolz

Zoolz is a collection of everything in your pocket, practically all that you need for life. i.e. more than tools its all than you can think of for mastering the day

If you go to an island, bring lots of zoolz.

zoolz by Pradeem Etavako August 14, 2012

Zool 

Another word for your anal hole

He went to city hall to pay his fine and because he was late they gave it to him right in the zool. He really got zooled

Zool by stoolivan December 24, 2022

zoolandlord 

Agent for a male model.

I need that guy for my upcoming show in Paris.

Talk to his Zoolandlord.

zoolandlord by vegasrew April 25, 2007

Zoolinga 

A Northern California term used to describe a person, specifically a women as being awesome or cool.

That girl from Berkeley is zoolinga!

Zoolinga by lostinberkeley August 31, 2010

Zooza 

An electric coffee grinder used to chop up weed.

Oi cunt! Swing us the Zooza so I can chop up this fat bud and get hella blazed.

Zooza by Uncle-J November 2, 2008

Darcey Zoolander

When one fails to do the "zoolander pose" miserably. Aka Darcey's version of the "zoolander pose" from the movie Zoolander. Basically, Darcey raises his eyebrows in a retarded fashion instead of giving the cool appearance of the real "zoolander pose". This definitly makes him look extrememly douchey.

Guy 1: Alright i am taking the picture.
1,2,3!

Guy 2: Wait up, i thing we're going to have to do that one over, I'm pretty sure i just pulled the "Darcey Zoolander".You know, when you have your eyebrows raised in a retarded fashion. Remember, Darcey was the first to do it hence the name "Darcey Zoolander."

Guy 1: Hahaha you did, man i'm sorry, we have to take this one over otherwise you'll look like a major douche bag!

Guy 2: Yeah i know, shut up.

Darcey Zoolander by ChrisFow June 24, 2008

zoolander 

zoolander is probably the greatest movie ever, starring ben stiller and owen wilson as two rival male models who have to save the prime minister of malasia from the evil fashion designer, Mugatu.

DEREK ZOOLANDER: Oh. I thought you were going to tell me what a bad eugoogalizer I am.

MATILDA: A what?

DEREK: A eugoogalizer... one who speaks at funerals, or did you think I'd be too stupid to know what a eugoogoly is?

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MUGATU: i present to you... THE DEREK ZOOLANDER CENTER FOR KIDS WHO CAN'T READ GOOD! (unveils a model of the center)

DEREK: ..what is this?! a center for ants?!! how can we be expected to teach children how to read if they can't even fit inside the building?!

zoolander by nicoleyy April 10, 2006