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A varioation of ZOMG just with an s added. Usually said in a sarcatic tone
Like zomgs, how amazing...
zomgs by Dibberz August 26, 2008
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Food or drink poisoned by the Zog (zionist occupied government) Only fit for consumption by bugman soycels
McDonalds is bad for you bro don't eat that zogslop.
zogslop by Memedog1776 November 14, 2021
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A zombie that lives on the internet. It follows and attacks casual internet users so that they become lifeless zomgies that spend all their time on the internet, computers, or whatever else people with no lives do.

If you are to ever come in contact with a zomgie, shooting them in the head will not prevent them from pwning you at full force, you must hide and wait till their internets cut out, till they get bored, or you must try and pwn them (of course if you wait the many days for their internets to run out or you bother pwning them then you're already in the first stages of zomgism).

Most zomgies use words such as zomg or stuff your brain hasn't learned yet because yours have not been consumed by a zomgie, and if you have, good for you.
DividedBy0: zomg, I'm a zomgie now.
NoobUser: I see, how's that working out for-AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
LOLCATS42: *eats NoobUser's eBrains* Don't worry mam, I'm from the internet.
zomgie by FromTheInternet July 4, 2008
zOMG is a varient of the all-too-popular acronym "OMG", meaning "Oh My God".

The "z" was originally a mistake while attempting to hit the shift key with the left hand, and type "OMG"

Also used in all-caps, 'ZOMG' is generally used in a sarcastic manner, more often than not a humiliating fasion. It is also used as a device for stating the obvious.
"zOMG! you r teh winz!!one!!eleven!"
zomg by ectweak August 31, 2005

zombsnation 

#zombsnation. Zombs is the most talented, jacked, and handsome Valorant player currently playing for Sentinels. Zombsnation refers to his large fanbase.
#zombsnation in the chat after zombs clutches yet another round.
zombsnation by gr33k12 May 1, 2021

zomgwtfbbq

Used to express extreme and over exaggerated emotion; mostly for comic or ironic effect.
Zomgwtfbbq, that movie was so awesome!

Zomgwtfbbq, I told you not to sleep with my grandma!

I totally zomgwtfbbqed when I ate that burger.
zomgwtfbbq by McSpankenstein July 25, 2010

ZOMGBBQPIZZA 

A pizza often containing toppings such as ZOMG and BBQ and some times WTF.

Created by the weak scripters or Scr1pt0rz of habbo hotel the lamest game to hit the net with lame lvls reaching over nine thousand. The term was often blurted upon entering a hacked room.
1. Person: *enters room* "ZOMGBBQPIZZA, my r00m 1s h4x0rd !"
or more common
2. Person: *enters room* "ZOMGWTFBBQPIZZA, my r00mz is hax !"
ZOMGBBQPIZZA by lolololzolo April 3, 2008
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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