zomger

The man who makes people saying "ZOMG!!!11". The analog of freak, strange or weird man. Such people sometimes entertain others on partys making them fear or laugh.

I work zomger on children's holidays

by ShTiRLiC October 3, 2007

zommered

An individual who went out of their way to censor, block, ban, cancel, silence and/or ban someone for disagreeing with their position.

All I said was that I disagree with what you said and you went and zommered me from your chat forum.

by spreadtruth76 January 12, 2021

Zooger

When someone is very high and eats a whopper

dudeee ian is a zooger

by Lunarski February 5, 2023

zomgerofl

Like omgerofl, only much, much worse. Predominantly used by idiots and ironists of the highest calibre.

"You just shat your pants? Zomgerofl!"
"Zomgerofl? What does the Z stand for?"
"Who knows? What COULD it stand for?!"

by Jimmy Marx January 14, 2008

zomgee

A variation of the term OMG, (meaning "Oh my God") mostly used in online games. Literally pronounced like saying omg, just with a Z in front

Zomgee! i I just got pwned by that guy!

by Bowrogg August 3, 2007

Zomgrocket

1. n. to be a person who gets hit by a train and, while in mid-air, get struck by lightning and finally land in a pile of horse manure.

2. v. To get hit by a train and, while in mid-air, get struck by lightning and finally land in a pile of horse manure.

1. That guy looks like a professional zomgrocketeer.
2. Man 1: I saw a video on YouTube of this guy getting zomgrocketed!
Man 2: That sounds awesome!

by Blastdoors. October 21, 2010

zomberry

When someone is walking around the street or the lobby of a building, or elevator, or anywhere at all, completely fixated on their blackberry or portable device completely oblivious where they're walking, or anything at all really, except what they're reading / typing.

Damnit zomberry, watch where you're walking!

by ByteMe95 March 2, 2010