zomger
The man who makes people saying "ZOMG!!!11". The analog of freak, strange or weird man. Such people sometimes entertain others on partys making them fear or laugh.
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zommered
An individual who went out of their way to censor, block, ban, cancel, silence and/or ban someone for disagreeing with their position.
All I said was that I disagree with what you said and you went and zommered me from your chat forum.
zommered by spreadtruth76 January 12, 2021
zomgerofl
Like omgerofl, only much, much worse. Predominantly used by idiots and ironists of the highest calibre.
"You just shat your pants? Zomgerofl!"
"Zomgerofl? What does the Z stand for?"
"Who knows? What COULD it stand for?!"
"Zomgerofl? What does the Z stand for?"
"Who knows? What COULD it stand for?!"
zomgerofl by Jimmy Marx January 14, 2008
Zomgrocket
1. n. to be a person who gets hit by a train and, while in mid-air, get struck by lightning and finally land in a pile of horse manure.
2. v. To get hit by a train and, while in mid-air, get struck by lightning and finally land in a pile of horse manure.
2. v. To get hit by a train and, while in mid-air, get struck by lightning and finally land in a pile of horse manure.
1. That guy looks like a professional zomgrocketeer.
2. Man 1: I saw a video on YouTube of this guy getting zomgrocketed!
Man 2: That sounds awesome!
2. Man 1: I saw a video on YouTube of this guy getting zomgrocketed!
Man 2: That sounds awesome!
Zomgrocket by Blastdoors. October 21, 2010
zomberry
When someone is walking around the street or the lobby of a building, or elevator, or anywhere at all, completely fixated on their blackberry or portable device completely oblivious where they're walking, or anything at all really, except what they're reading / typing.