zomga

Created by nixpoopypants on aim while talking to xReBeLgUiTaRiStx

We were joking arround and somehow I just thought of it since ZOMG makes fun of people always saying OMGZ and lol I decided to add an a at the end to make it funnier.

xReBeLgUiTaRiStx: OMGZ teh cutz down teh treee!!!

NixPoopyPants: ZOMGA!

zomga by fanx September 21, 2008

zomga

An emphasized way of saying of omg. Often used to express sarcasm, or disbelief. Can also be considered part of the leet language and or culture.

Timmy: Zomga, Freddy I never knew that the sun was round.
Freddy: Yea, I never knew it either.

zomga by Pear Bear June 27, 2006

zomgie 

A zombie that lives on the internet. It follows and attacks casual internet users so that they become lifeless zomgies that spend all their time on the internet, computers, or whatever else people with no lives do.

If you are to ever come in contact with a zomgie, shooting them in the head will not prevent them from pwning you at full force, you must hide and wait till their internets cut out, till they get bored, or you must try and pwn them (of course if you wait the many days for their internets to run out or you bother pwning them then you're already in the first stages of zomgism).

Most zomgies use words such as zomg or stuff your brain hasn't learned yet because yours have not been consumed by a zomgie, and if you have, good for you.

DividedBy0: zomg, I'm a zomgie now.
NoobUser: I see, how's that working out for-AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
LOLCATS42: *eats NoobUser's eBrains* Don't worry mam, I'm from the internet.

zomgie by FromTheInternet July 4, 2008

zomg 

zOMG is a varient of the all-too-popular acronym "OMG", meaning "Oh My God".

The "z" was originally a mistake while attempting to hit the shift key with the left hand, and type "OMG"

Also used in all-caps, 'ZOMG' is generally used in a sarcastic manner, more often than not a humiliating fasion. It is also used as a device for stating the obvious.

"zOMG! you r teh winz!!one!!eleven!"

zomg by ectweak August 31, 2005

Zombabe 

A disturbingly good looking member of the undead.

"As much as it would probably hurt, that zombabe could eat my brain any day of the week!" John said as the zombie, a former playboy playmate, shuffled hungrily towards him.

Zombabe by Juan "The Garrioch" Hefe October 21, 2008

Zorgasm 

A religious epiphany, usually a vision or encounter with Zorgoth. In some cases, Cultiks have claimed to actually communicating with Zorgoth during a zorgasm.

The Duke tossed and turned, fearing that any second now his intelectual metropolis would be toppled by the barbaric Nairboians - when suddenly his nightmare was ended. There in the window appeared Zorgoth, in the form of a goat. Very few people have been blessed with such a zorgasm, but this spiritual enlightenment would set in a series of events from which Kenya would never be the same again.

-The Doctrine of Zorgoth: Book IV
www.thenr.net/zorgoth

Zorgasm by Duke Hallenstrom February 24, 2008

Zoma 

zoma means care,love

Doctor's zoma their patients

Zoma by plezoma July 2, 2015