Skip to main content
A type of zebra only found in Hawaii. They tend to hang out with a bunch of unicorns. They communicate using using high pitch dinasoir noises. Zolans believe that the reason unicorns are dying is because of government corruption. They tend to think they are cooler than skater boys. When felt Threadtend they release a noxious gas through there buttox. When Zolans are around there friends they act like a super humans. There stripes are Christmas colors, and they only eat cookies. When the rain deer are unable to drive santas slay, Zolans fill in for the raindeers
You bro, that Zolan over there just farted
He didn't fart he released noxious gasses through his buttox..DUHH
zolan by Djdndhddjdjdjd January 2, 2014
zolan mug front
Get the zolan mug.
See more merch
Simply the coolest most helpful person ever.

Super awesome.
Hey guys I just met a girl named Zolayla and it was the greatest thing that has ever happened to me.
Zolayla by uthnar January 9, 2011
A beautiful word..meaning dawn in Yugoslavian. Someone who is pretty, tall, smart, and kind. A female who likes to give hugs to people who deserves it. Hates 'assholes', but loves cute, smart, and successful men, who are kind. She is creative, wonderful, and has a sense of humor. She is sexy, fun, and gorgeous. She loves the outdoors, she's loyal, and totally committed. She likes reading novels and magazines. She enjoys hard work. She loves cute animals. She is very spiritual and intuitive. She is a sophisticated woman, who enjoys being treated like a lady.
zorana
Zorana by Dum and Dummer December 30, 2011

zoolandlord 

I need that guy for my upcoming show in Paris.

Talk to his Zoolandlord.
zoolandlord by vegasrew April 25, 2007
Zilan is a really cool girl that is tall and elegant. She is a happy go lucky character and loves to socialize. She is sweet and caring and has the best sense of style. Zilan is a great dancer and the best of friends
That Zilan is so cool
Zilan by gogogoohlaylaylay May 7, 2018
Zoltan, name
If you ever get the chance to love a Zoltan, you will be the luckiest woman in the world. Zoltan's are loving, generous, kind, funny, caring, and make the best partners. If you find yourself one, make sure you keep them! They are the sweetest people out there. They wear their heart on their sleeve and are the most amazing lovers.
Hey, who's she dating?
Looks like a Zoltan to me.
Zoltan by zolikasloverrrr1999 December 19, 2019

Darcey Zoolander

When one fails to do the "zoolander pose" miserably. Aka Darcey's version of the "zoolander pose" from the movie Zoolander. Basically, Darcey raises his eyebrows in a retarded fashion instead of giving the cool appearance of the real "zoolander pose". This definitly makes him look extrememly douchey.
Guy 1: Alright i am taking the picture.
1,2,3!

Guy 2: Wait up, i thing we're going to have to do that one over, I'm pretty sure i just pulled the "Darcey Zoolander".You know, when you have your eyebrows raised in a retarded fashion. Remember, Darcey was the first to do it hence the name "Darcey Zoolander."

Guy 1: Hahaha you did, man i'm sorry, we have to take this one over otherwise you'll look like a major douche bag!

Guy 2: Yeah i know, shut up.
Darcey Zoolander by ChrisFow June 24, 2008