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originally from haiti, a zoklo is the act of pushing and/or hitting your knuckles rather hard against someones head,usually used if the recipient has said something stupid.
wow that was dumb...ZOKLO!!
zoklo by swanda January 2, 2009
Related Words
zokjo zojob Zoko zoejoee zojo Zokboy Zokkou zoklo Zokon zokor
Someone who is good at almost every video game
guy 1: damn little Timmy is beast at every video game
guy 2: yeah man, little Timmy is a Zokon
(pronounced Zo-khan)
Zokon by halloooooo February 26, 2018
The Bros
Atishani ma zoko imwe
Zoko by Ximbondo September 1, 2020
A spirit that haunts a specific subset of men. To be a member of this subset, the man must closely resemble a blob fish in its absurd flappy body and spineless interior. Those men must beware the ZoJob. To anyone else, a ZoJob is an entertaining and joyful spirit.
That ZoJob got in that mans head. So bad he thought Urban Dictionary could save his blowfish ass.
ZoJob by pettybeddy February 23, 2021
A zomjob would be acquiring hand relief from a female, that just happened to posses unusually thin fingers, such as that it felt like a favor from the undead(zombie).
So the skinny girl at work gave me a handsy yesterday, totally felt like a zomjob...never again
zomjob by silum2k9 June 24, 2011
1. Burrowing rodent resembling a mole rate but larger and generally silver. Native to Central Asia.

2. Combination of Weed and Sage in a grinder.
"I'm gonna take some White Leaf Sage and Sweet Lemon Haze and make a Zokor, Brokor."
zokor by ZeeDaTree July 9, 2014